We’ve been in vacation in Spain, and my kid just Barryed his doll from the balcony. He’s been in extended contact with English people. Should I be worried? What can I do to remove any Englishness he might have caught?

15 comments

1. Give the child an escargot shower and then vigorously rub garlic into his eyes. If symptoms persist after 12 hours, take him to A&E.

2. Get that lad a couple cans of Stella, on me.

3. It’s not rare to have a few cases of contagious englishification every year, if you go to a hospital they will provide you with everything your kid will need for recuperation. Don’t worry, we are already veterans treating this.

4. Double the daily dose of wine you give your kid for at least a week.

   It should go without saying that it should at least be 2 bottles.

5. This is how it starts

6. A few Bottles of Vodka should to the Trick.

7. Get him to look down on some foreigners while wearing a nappy full of his own shit and he’ll be back to full French in no time.

8. Well for starters don’t go in vacation in Spain. Absolutely no excuses for that.

9. You tagged this “Possibly Disturbing”? This is “Disturbing to the highest degree” at the very least

10. A pint and a pie wi mushy peas ,top lad

11. I like the use of Barrying as a verb, bravo Pierre

12. Exorcism.

    

13. How does he react when you speak French to him?

    As long as he doesn’t vomit or laugh uncontrollably, he hasn’t caught the English.

14. Make him wear a bicorn and keep his hand in his waistcoat. This will ward off any British spirit.

15. Nothing; you’re screwed.