Putin vereinfacht Einwanderungsprozess für Ausländer und widersetzt sich westlicher „neoliberaler Ideologie“

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1. Believe it or not, straight to the front lines, right away.

2. let’s make it easy for MAGA to head over there

3. Is Russia running out of manpower?

4. Of course he is. He totally wont draft you at all.

   Enjoy the Russian freedom you’ll get.

5. he’ll also streamline the military draft for new immigrants lol, that part he probably won’t announce too loudly.

   seems like they are running out of warm bodies.

   [https://united24media.com/latest-news/russia-mandates-military-training-for-14-year-olds-in-occupied-ukrainian-areas-1785](https://united24media.com/latest-news/russia-mandates-military-training-for-14-year-olds-in-occupied-ukrainian-areas-1785)

6. This is going to be like the henchmen recruitment scene in Blazing Saddles.

   Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?

   Rapist: Rape, murder, arson and rape.

   Hedley Lamarr:You said rape twice.

   Rapist:I like rape.

   Taggart: [Chuckles] He’ll do.

7. move to Russia because they support “traditional Russian spiritual and moral values”.

   That’s another name of dictatorship?

8. When DTrump loses the election again, he’ll make an excellent Russian oligarch.

9. Fresh meat for the grinder.

10. Please take them all. 

11. Wonder how my favorite Canadian family is doing, now that you mention it…

12. LoL, off to the meatgrinder you go that will own the Libs.

13. He needs more meat to his meatgrind.

14. More meat for the meat grinder!

15. Putin thinks it’s time for the useful idiots to become useful in the front line.

16. As long as we don’t trade in more assassins for the idots following Putler’s call when they get thrown in jail for some bs reason… sure, have at it. Have fun in Ruzzia. I heard the Kursk region is beautiful in this time of the year. Just remember to bring a shovel.

17. Putin is smart. He needs soldiers to fight his dirty war. What better than a Trumpet!

18. Aka, Putin’s latest recruitment drive.

19. Putin, perhaps the richest person on the planet at the moment, opposed to *Western* “neoliberal ideology”. That’s rich, lol.

    I suppose it makes sense that he wants people to support *Russian* “neoliberal ideology” instead.

20. You hear that maga? Here’s your chance!

21. That “What is a rich person’s money tip you wish you knew sooner” spam just hits different with some posts.

    “He gets us” would also work but it’s a totally different connotation.

22. He’s going to be crestfallen when he sees the quality of the people who’ll respond to this.

23. All the “Better Russian than Democrat” conservatives can now put up or shut up. Here’s their chance to live their most authentic life!

24. Really cuts down on paperwork if you’re just going to be tossed in the meat grinder

25. Please god yes get these Russian shills out of my country. I don’t ever want to see a single one of these NPCs who parrot Russian state media verbatim and hate everything our country stands for. Let’s expedite the process so all these traitors leave.

26. Under the visa, you can choose to work remotely from the comfort of a Siberian co-working space (prison) or earn fast-track citizenship by doing one tour of cannon fodder duty.

27. NEOLIBERALISM IS A CONSERVATIVE IDEOLOGY !!!

    SAY THAT AGAIN –

    Neoliberalism – is used to refer to market-oriented reform policies such as eliminating price controls, deregulation of markets, lowering trade barriers and reducing, through privatization and austerity, via state influence in the economy.

    It is also commonly associated with the economic policies introduced by THATCHER in the United Kingdom and REAGAN in the United States.

28. On one hand we can get rid of all those Putin lovers nutheads more easily.

    On the other they will be enlisted to fight against Ukraine

29. That demographic hole wont fix by itself.

30. Aka cannon fodder

31. I’m ok with this. Let those dumbass MAGA folks move to Russia and see how totally amazing it is lol. Just don’t show them that news article about the dumbass Canadian who moved his family there. Doesn’t seem to be working out that well….

32. I look forward to the [future leopards ate my face material in the news](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/conservative-family-disappointed-moving-russia-001517915.html)

33. “Welcome to our wonderful country. How do feel about heavy artillery shelling and getting shot in the face?”

34. Steven Seagal needs more friends that he can show off his cool martial arts moves with.

35. MARA (Make Russia Great Again) or

    СДРВ (Сделать Россию Великой Вновь).

36. Oh shit, where did all these jihadists come from? Also Putin.

37. Seems like a conservative libertarian paradise to me.

38. This will be the conservative version of “move to Canada”. 99.9% won’t actually go through with it

39. Just imagine how many fools they could sign and send to the front lines if they set up outside a Trump rally

40. Remember that Canadian family who immigrated to escape ‘the gays’ but then found out they couldn’t actually buy land to farm on?

41. Yeah, immigrating to Russia has gone real well for the Western conservatives who tried it so far. Immigrate today for your chance to feature in a future r/LeopardsAteMyFace post.