Space troops lol, I see where trump got the idea then.
Easily replaced then?
Did Putin send the military dolphins too?
Newspaper headline: Russian space troops put in orbit by driving over a mine.
Generations of pain await Russia as it sends its capable men to the front to be meat in the machine.
Spaced Out on
D R U G S 😵💫
Space meat is on the menu!
“who were previously in charge of manning Russia’s nuclear deterrent”
That covers that threat.
But if these are untrained combatants it would seem they are throwing bodies into the fight to buy time for reinforcements to arrive? Again I might add…
Next will be his submarine troops…
They meant Space Heater Troops…
Are they baffled or indifferent?
Turret toss orbital infantry
Looks like Putin stopped the brain drain by killing them right inside Russia.
So basically Luftwaffe Field Divisions
so what, they have plenty of tanks to put those guys into space…
This is an excellent sign
For some reason, I had an image of Russian troops wearing tinfoil hats charging Ukranian lines…
Ukraine should just go after moscow, Russia has shown they really can’t accomplish anything against Ukraine
Putin is sending his computer nerds to kick some ass. Or rather, lose some ass. But fertilizer is all the same in the end.
Options for easy reinforcements start dwindling after you’ve already emptied out the prison populations.
From the article I believe they took troops from different forces most likely under employed at their unit. Or most likely those guys who could not afford to bribe their commander.
Who know those guys bribed to be posted into space force at the first place, not all of the personnel of space force are technical or fly anything.
Fave quote from article:
>”Announcing an urgent mobilization (and it’s not feasible to send new recruits straight into battle) would lead to a conflict with society. I’m not sure Putin is ready for that just yet. This implies that the Ukrainian presence in Russian border regions could persist for months, if not years, and eventually, people may become accustomed to it.”
A real pickle. This will turn into a Berlin Airlift scenario. The only question is who will be doing it. What can Putin do for occupied Kursk that isn’t a piece of armor a bunch of guns and troops unhappy to be there?
Occupied Kursk needs some love. This is stressful. The civilians of Kursk oblast need relief. Professional relief.
This could be the sex trade’s finest hour.
Kursk is in Russia, Russia is on Earth, Earth is in Space.

They’re taking up space. That’s what Putin wants.
They’re taking up space. That’s what Putin wants.
He is truly dedicated to either making all talent flee or die.
Special space operation.
If any baffled Russians are reading this I’d be more than happy to explain
Kill them all. Bites little finger.
“Here’s a space, guard it!”
It must be confusing to the potato-distillate infused crowd. I mean, you’re lying in your shitty little warren waiting on Pyotr to bring back the brake fluid from your unit’s remaining functional BTR and these Space Force freaks in pretty, rear-echelon camo are trying to set up desks and tables; their lamentations loud and querulous as they attempt to run power for their phones and computers while discussing the possibility of sausage with lunch. As Pyotr climbs back under the overhead stack of logs you motion to the high frequency set by the “door” and he flips the power switch on as he crawls by. The enemy RDF team will let the local mortar crews know what they found, along with the co-ordinates. In a couple of minutes the babbling beyond the dugout will cease; you fish for a rag and orange juice, the fluid is old and already water contaminated, the rag will filter the chunks out and the juice will add some covering flavour. Outside the first rounds begin landing, thankfully they arrive with the usual accuracy, the screams will die down soon enough and you and he can get drunk in peace.
Ok what will happen when Ukraine reaches Moscow? Serious question.
Oh my God it’s just the fucking airforce, Russia calls their airforce the Aerospace forces.
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Space troops lol, I see where trump got the idea then.
Easily replaced then?
Did Putin send the military dolphins too?
Newspaper headline: Russian space troops put in orbit by driving over a mine.
Generations of pain await Russia as it sends its capable men to the front to be meat in the machine.
Spaced Out on
D R U G S 😵💫
Space meat is on the menu!
“who were previously in charge of manning Russia’s nuclear deterrent”
That covers that threat.
But if these are untrained combatants it would seem they are throwing bodies into the fight to buy time for reinforcements to arrive? Again I might add…
Next will be his submarine troops…
They meant Space Heater Troops…
Are they baffled or indifferent?
Turret toss orbital infantry
Looks like Putin stopped the brain drain by killing them right inside Russia.
So basically Luftwaffe Field Divisions
so what, they have plenty of tanks to put those guys into space…
This is an excellent sign
For some reason, I had an image of Russian troops wearing tinfoil hats charging Ukranian lines…
CIVILIZATION V: “X COM” Space Paratroopers
https://preview.redd.it/c99sz8nbyvjd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4b737a475b2c7110416e238d69bfc66c6e8dca
Ukraine should just go after moscow, Russia has shown they really can’t accomplish anything against Ukraine
Putin is sending his computer nerds to kick some ass. Or rather, lose some ass. But fertilizer is all the same in the end.
Options for easy reinforcements start dwindling after you’ve already emptied out the prison populations.
From the article I believe they took troops from different forces most likely under employed at their unit. Or most likely those guys who could not afford to bribe their commander.
Who know those guys bribed to be posted into space force at the first place, not all of the personnel of space force are technical or fly anything.
Fave quote from article:
>”Announcing an urgent mobilization (and it’s not feasible to send new recruits straight into battle) would lead to a conflict with society. I’m not sure Putin is ready for that just yet. This implies that the Ukrainian presence in Russian border regions could persist for months, if not years, and eventually, people may become accustomed to it.”
A real pickle. This will turn into a Berlin Airlift scenario. The only question is who will be doing it. What can Putin do for occupied Kursk that isn’t a piece of armor a bunch of guns and troops unhappy to be there?
Occupied Kursk needs some love. This is stressful. The civilians of Kursk oblast need relief. Professional relief.
This could be the sex trade’s finest hour.
Kursk is in Russia, Russia is on Earth, Earth is in Space.

They’re taking up space. That’s what Putin wants.
They’re taking up space. That’s what Putin wants.
He is truly dedicated to either making all talent flee or die.
Special space operation.
If any baffled Russians are reading this I’d be more than happy to explain
Kill them all. Bites little finger.
“Here’s a space, guard it!”
It must be confusing to the potato-distillate infused crowd. I mean, you’re lying in your shitty little warren waiting on Pyotr to bring back the brake fluid from your unit’s remaining functional BTR and these Space Force freaks in pretty, rear-echelon camo are trying to set up desks and tables; their lamentations loud and querulous as they attempt to run power for their phones and computers while discussing the possibility of sausage with lunch. As Pyotr climbs back under the overhead stack of logs you motion to the high frequency set by the “door” and he flips the power switch on as he crawls by. The enemy RDF team will let the local mortar crews know what they found, along with the co-ordinates. In a couple of minutes the babbling beyond the dugout will cease; you fish for a rag and orange juice, the fluid is old and already water contaminated, the rag will filter the chunks out and the juice will add some covering flavour. Outside the first rounds begin landing, thankfully they arrive with the usual accuracy, the screams will die down soon enough and you and he can get drunk in peace.
Ok what will happen when Ukraine reaches Moscow? Serious question.
Oh my God it’s just the fucking airforce, Russia calls their airforce the Aerospace forces.