“It’s only 5 eggs per bloke per day” – Classic bit of Irish tv right there.

27 comments

1. What the fuck is this…

2. The Corminator!

3. I went to school with Cormy, a quiet and nice enough chap, shocked when I seen him on Tallafornia, hope he’s doing a bit better now.

4. MDH described it as pornography but without the sex

5. That contemplative look at the end. I bet he’s thinking something like “To be fair, that is a lot of eggs”.

6. “DON’T EVER TOUCH MY BAR!!! DONT EVER TOUCH MY BAR!”

7. When I look back on it I can’t believe someone watched Jersey Shore and thought “This is class. We should make an irish version” lol

8. And now he drives a taxi around Dublin

9. “The stirrer has got stirred!”

10. Cormac grindset

11. Calm down, you’re 19 shut your face

12. I always laugh at the subdued anger he had. You need to commit Cormac

13. Is that her real voice….. Damn.

14. [every iconic cormac moment in tallafornia swipe
    ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvqjFriL8ow)

15. Unintended comedy is the best comedy

16. I remember being a little kid when this came out and wanting to watch it but my ma would never let me.

    I must thank her for that one of these days.

17. This is the greatest piece of Irish television ever produced.

    Man the recession probably was the golden age of Irish tv. Tallafornia, Savage Eye, and Love Hate.

    It’s not much… but sure.

18. Yer bladin’ retaret

19. Guy definitely takes a healthy dose of juice with those eggs.

20. Why does she sound like a 13 year old boy? Also I see it comes with that trademark shaky sound that every taxi in Ireland has.

21. Like nails on a chalk board

22. ye fuckin retard baaaaastard

    ye know what just *shut yer face alright*???

23. OP thank you for this beautiful memory.

24. [The ASMR version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV1izwUuyqk)

25. I still occasionally watch all of talifornia swipe while hungover in bed.

26. I rewatch tallafornia swipe every year as is tradition. The stirrer has been stirred

27. Your 19 shut your face iconic