The owner is getting a great return on investment here…

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  1. From the position of that shelf you could be putting salt on yourself in the shower and shower gel on your burger.

  2. For a second I assumed it was just a picture of the kitchen as part of the wider house and then I spotted the shower…

    F**k me, if I was ever a landlord I think the sheer inner shame of it would prevent me doing something like this. I just don’t know how anyone could look at themselves in the mirror and not die of shame charging people money to live somewhere like that

  3. ‘This amazing opportunity offers a full 3 meters cubed at best.

    Fully furnished with dustpan AND BRUSH, bin and post modern shelving.

    If convenience is you’re priority.

    Look no further.

    You can easily piss in the sink or shower from your bedroom which is located in your sleeping bag under the microwave table.

    Skin drying out?

    Don’t worry.

    The constant steam from your shower/no1 toilet will gradually melt your face and breed clothes eating mould meaning you’ll have a new look all the time.

    And now the deal maker.

    We’re planning to upgrade your microwave next year!

    Rents may increase slightly as a consequence but you’ll be able to have noodles and boiling hot floppy bread until the cows come home.

    Ps the last tenants (4)!

    Didn’t pay their electricity bill so you owe 380 quid on top.’

    Disclaimer.

    Apartment G within this former apartment has direct access to the no2 room.

    So make friends with them :).

    Now I just need your bank details, job reference, previous landlord ref etc.’

  4. My mates first place in Amsterdam had this exact setup, but even there he wasn’t paying that. If the rest of the flat is also the same, the toilet is in a single closet room at the top of a flight of stairs, the living area is in the basement and the bedroom in a pantry.

  5. Shower in the kitchen is a punchline in the musical Tick,Tick…Boom – theres even more than one song about the shitty housing in New York bohemian life. But it’s just a daily reality here. It’s grim.

  6. Lol I used to live in a bedsit with the shower next to the kitchen. Toilet was shared with neighbour outside my bedsit by the stairs. It was in Brussels (Belgium) a couples years ago, about €430/month if I remember correctly… surprisingly not the worst place I’ve lived in >< makes me appreciate my current studio apartment in Dublin more lol. Separate kitchen AND bathroom feels like a luxury now 🙂

  7. As much as I’d love to be able to have a shower while I’m keeping an eye on the fry, I’d also like to have a shower that’s not in the kitchen, for when we have guests etc

  8. And the worst part is that this is one of the better options I’ve seen recently. Enough room to stand up in AND there’s a separate bedroom. Last place I saw was smaller than this room and the bed was in there too. €800 in someone’s uninsulated garage

  9. Wouldn’t mold be a huge issue if you had a shower in the kitchen (not to mention the danger from electrocution. I get the feeling that the owner did not pay for new plumbing so they ripped out the washing machine and put a shower in its place.

  10. All criticism to the landlord but no one praise him for the thought put into it… there is a curtain rail so if someone else is having breakfast they get some privacy …. Honestly how is this even allowed… there should be a regulation on the standards of rental places and avoid this fuckery…

  11. Some people blur out the address when shaming these cretin landlords. Glad you didn’t. Shame them completely.

  12. Surely this is illegal.. there’s so many health and safety things going on here. The shower in the kitchen, the plugs being pulled on the wall, the curtains and right beside the oven rings.. it’s ridiculous

  13. Update: Sources tell me they removed the listing after receiving a load of abuse about it. We’re out here making a difference

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