Mayor of London thanks Swift for boosting economy in London

by Captain-here

8 comments
  1. Not a word of thanks for my massive shopping spree on Monday.

  2. FYI this is *Taylor* Swift, and not the SWIFT exchange network.

    It’s also not the Swift language, usually used for writing iPhone Apps.

    And it’s certainly not the bird called a “swift” as London mostly has pigeons.

    He really should clarify this.

  3. What a simp. Surely every sold out stadium show boosts the economy. You know what else boosts the economy, having a nightlife. 

  4. I have to say that it was almost impossible not to notice the fact that TS was in town: Swifties everywhere

  5. The Vermin only teaze and pinch

    Their Foes superior by an Inch.

    So, Nat’ralists observe, a Flea

    Hath smaller Fleas that on (her) prey,

    And these have smaller yet to bite ’em,

    And so proceed ad infinitum:

    J. Swift.

  6. It’s funny that I got an ad from u/suzuki_cars_uk advertising the Suzuki Swift on this post

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