Well I mean his wife has been dead for a few months perhaps he needs to scratch that itch
Very inclusive
Like him or hate him, he says what we’re all thinking.
The gays, we’re aaaaall thinking about the gays.
A sound bunch so they are
A complete madman, there’s no doubt whatsoever.
Gaze
Hold on. Hold on stall the ball! Is this a parody account? Is that him? 
I love this mad cunt. Post-satire behemoth.
Couldn’t agree more
*******NOT GAY********100% STRAIGHT *******************DOES NOT LIKE COCKS*********
Bit early to start filling out your Christmas list, John. But at least he’s not greedy
ETA – not my digging that found this, I just happened to see it in the replies. Credit to the fella who found it but I didn’t want to include his picture or handle on here.
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Fabulous
Forgot he was on Twitter and not Google.
He must have got confused and thought he was on PornHub
Copy/ paste from his recent porn search
Make the best tenants
Typed his pornhub search in the wrong place?
he’s so real for this
*Greeks
He forgot to write *Mmmm* first.
Better than the word I thought he’d be using to be fair.
Also lucky he didn’t tweet “Stick it in, Flynn”.
typed with one hand most likely

Where? 👀
Who rules the world?
Rent free, John.
A great bunch of lads
https://i.redd.it/6i2mq6oh4hkd1.gif
Well I mean his wife has been dead for a few months perhaps he needs to scratch that itch
Very inclusive
Like him or hate him, he says what we’re all thinking.
The gays, we’re aaaaall thinking about the gays.
A sound bunch so they are
A complete madman, there’s no doubt whatsoever.
Gaze
Hold on. Hold on stall the ball! Is this a parody account? Is that him? 
I love this mad cunt. Post-satire behemoth.
Couldn’t agree more
*******NOT GAY********100% STRAIGHT *******************DOES NOT LIKE COCKS*********
Bit early to start filling out your Christmas list, John. But at least he’s not greedy
Ed Balls day all over again.
🗣️🗣️ Gays 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Good Auld Yolks Son!
Ed Balls
It’s always the ones you most expect
Well, now…
https://preview.redd.it/2vz6h1qvbhkd1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1013ac831cd6dfc93beab8d589694141c1d7dffa
ETA – not my digging that found this, I just happened to see it in the replies. Credit to the fella who found it but I didn’t want to include his picture or handle on here.
https://preview.redd.it/sk9ciaa1chkd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e2d689664a36a0c1d7abb10ee10e9c86f14cb74
Where are his family why dont they take the phone off him?
Bets on how long it takes before he posts saying his Twitter account was hacked.
Then the next politician would say ‘Jews’ next
Gays indeed!
Forgot which account he was logged onto.
Gays
Old man thinks Facebook/twitter search bar is the internet, forgets what a post is.
You rang
Everyone in this thread making the exact same joke everyone on Twitter did, fair play lads
Ed Balls
Is this what our online usage looks like at the onset of neurological diseases?