Give this thing a name and add it to the olympics. Posted by sebskibum Tags:AltiusCitiusCitius Altius FortiusFortiusOlympiadOlympicsOlympics 2024Paris 2024 35 comments Skate vault? The fact that man stuck the landing after that jump blew my mind Add a rocket powered motorcycle jump to the modern pentathalon. You’ve heard of speed skating, long jump, and high vault, and hurdles, now what if we combined some of these… I upvoted this before he even hit the ramp. Instantly looked like something I would do as a kid and I love it. Wow and it also made my knees hurt watching that landing! Reverse Limbo. Respectfully, this should be called nut fucking or the snipper My knees gave way just watching that landing Roller jump Skate Vaulting That was cool and shit, but oh boy that did not need to all be slowed down by that much. We lost three seconds with him obscured by the ramp. roll vault Don’t think the Italians would do any better this way. Roller Vault Sponsored by your local orthopedic surgeon Roll Vault Name of the song? So. Part of me was kinda expecting them to go high enough and grind the power lines like JSRF His move reminds me Jean-Luc Brassard’ kozak in his gold medal run at Lillehammer 1994 [Kozak at 20 sec.](https://youtu.be/BsaWL56na0c?si=i1CZNp8BCQLokHke) Inlinevaultlethon. Was that music by the miami Jewish boys choir? Rollerblade skying high jump ⚽️⚽️ They wouldn’t have that in the olympics without making it safer! Wears a helmet but leaves chin strap loose/unstrapped? Reverse Limbo Roll vault! My knees!!! So they just got Rollerblades there for the first time. Next thing you know Backstreet Boys and Brittney Spears will be blowing up the radio. Rollvaulting? Inline High Jump Better than break dancing imo Call it kneestroyer Well called this ‘ fruit bootin” back in the day. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
You’ve heard of speed skating, long jump, and high vault, and hurdles, now what if we combined some of these…
I upvoted this before he even hit the ramp. Instantly looked like something I would do as a kid and I love it.
That was cool and shit, but oh boy that did not need to all be slowed down by that much. We lost three seconds with him obscured by the ramp.
His move reminds me Jean-Luc Brassard’ kozak in his gold medal run at Lillehammer 1994 [Kozak at 20 sec.](https://youtu.be/BsaWL56na0c?si=i1CZNp8BCQLokHke)
So they just got Rollerblades there for the first time. Next thing you know Backstreet Boys and Brittney Spears will be blowing up the radio.
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Skate vault?
The fact that man stuck the landing after that jump blew my mind
Add a rocket powered motorcycle jump to the modern pentathalon.
You’ve heard of speed skating, long jump, and high vault, and hurdles, now what if we combined some of these…
I upvoted this before he even hit the ramp. Instantly looked like something I would do as a kid and I love it.
Wow and it also made my knees hurt watching that landing!
Reverse Limbo.
Respectfully, this should be called nut fucking or the snipper
My knees gave way just watching that landing
Roller jump
Skate Vaulting
That was cool and shit, but oh boy that did not need to all be slowed down by that much. We lost three seconds with him obscured by the ramp.
roll vault
Don’t think the Italians would do any better this way.
Roller Vault
Sponsored by your local orthopedic surgeon
Roll Vault
Name of the song?
So. Part of me was kinda expecting them to go high enough and grind the power lines like JSRF
His move reminds me Jean-Luc Brassard’ kozak in his gold medal run at Lillehammer 1994
[Kozak at 20 sec.](https://youtu.be/BsaWL56na0c?si=i1CZNp8BCQLokHke)
Inlinevaultlethon.
Was that music by the miami Jewish boys choir?
Rollerblade skying high jump
⚽️⚽️
They wouldn’t have that in the olympics without making it safer!
Wears a helmet but leaves chin strap loose/unstrapped?
Reverse Limbo
Roll vault!
My knees!!!
So they just got Rollerblades there for the first time. Next thing you know Backstreet Boys and Brittney Spears will be blowing up the radio.
Rollvaulting?
Inline High Jump
Better than break dancing imo
Call it kneestroyer
Well called this ‘ fruit bootin” back in the day.