‘Never-ending grift’: Trump hawks ‘digital trading cards’ as Harris details her housing crisis plan

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1. He’s not gonna be relevant much longer his time to grift is running out.

2. It’s hard to believe that people read this and still think “bOtH sIdEs aRe tHe sAmE”.

3. You know what’ll be next?

   You know how sometimes packs of sports cards have those extremely rare chase cards with a swatch of a game worn jersey in the card? It’ll be like that, but with a cut up piece of adult diaper.

4. This is one of his last opportunities to grift like crazy

5. I get grifters grift. No problems with that concept. But I struggle with how fucking stupid people have to be to keep supporting grifters with their hard earned money. If the world were a fair place, Trump would be washing windshields.

6. Trump has been a shameless huckster for decades. He will slap his name in virtually anything and sell garbage quality stuff as premium quality because it’s trump brand. The gold sneakers and trading cards are just an extension of the clothes, the steaks and all his other crap

7. I will pay them to not produce scratch and sniff cards.

8. “BuT sHe haS nO poLIcY on HeR WeBSiTe!” -every Trump supporter

9. Never ending stream of shitty licensing deals with his name slapped on the side.

   He should be embarrassed, but I do not think he is capable of experiencing shame.

10. NFTs are the most incredible idiot grift I’ve ever heard of.

11. Trump is up past his regulation playtime.

    “I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure”
    -Clarence Darrow

12. DJT is headed under $20 and he’s getting desperate.

13. Trump’s trying too hard, he could sell orange-colored bath water and make a fortune – his weirdo simps would even buy his bottled sharts.

14. You know there is at least one dumbass who’s gonna dump their life savings into these thinking they’re gonna make them rich one day.

15. Donald, a candidate who survived a Primary process twice: “give me money!”

    Kamala, a “chosen successor:” “here’s how I’m going to help you keep your money.”

    Which is the party of big spending again(it’s the Republicans, and has been since Reagan)

16. And by “digital trading card”, he means “jpegs.”

17. I can’t wait for the inevitable leak that the $1500 suit swatches aren’t actually what he claims they are – they’re just scraps of material they sourced from some sweatshop in Bangladesh.

18. How is it even a a serious choice between these two?

19. They missed title gold: “The Never-ending Whoring.”

20. I hope he drains all their bank accounts in the grift. They deserve it for supporting such a blatant narcissist.

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22. No I don’t want to see your POG collection

23. Kamala Harris should tease the media with a “special announcement” about a Kamala NFT. Build some hype then hold a press conference announcing

    “I just want to announce I will never ever issue such a ridiculous fucking thing because I don’t see my supporters or detractors as suckers who I need to steal money from. Thank you.”

24. It’s about time they revived the Garbage Pail Kids.