Christina Aguilera thinks it’s ‘corny’ when stars ‘do things intentionally’ to stay relevant

11 comments

1. Amazing 

2. You mean like posing topless for a magazine cover?

3. Well, bringing this up should help her stay relevant.

4. Looks like she’s been riding the Ozempic bandwagon.

5. Like being a judge on a reality TV show?

6. Like painting vaginas in fingernails?

7. Like… saying it’s corny… to be relevant?

8. When you actually can be too thin.

9. In that case, it must not be Xtina on the cover of the newest issue of Paper Magazine!

10. Like become a judge on AGT or The Voice?
    Yes.

11. Give me the ozempi!!! I am terrified of needles but I would jab away! Jabbideee jab jab jabbbb!