Those SPMTs (red things with lots of wheels) are the same size as the ones SpaceX is using, right?
Time to cancel your Prime membership and stop sponsoring his mid life crisis toys.
$1 says he sells it to a Russian billionaire or oil sheik within 5 years.
HMS Imperial-II Class Star Destroyer
“I want to thank every Amazon employee, and every Amazon customer, because you guys paid for all this.”
– Jeff Bezos
– Michael Scott
There’s got to be a point where it can’t be classified as a yacht anymore
And they tell us to stop eating beef cause carbs are vegan and healthy. Just like that
I’ve never cheered for an iceberg harder
I assume there’s a 3-minute timer in every bathroom.
Looks like a star destroyer; it’s ust missing some TIE fighters.
I like how it needs a diesel powered support boat along with it to carry the helicopter.
How many states have a GDP now lower than this single human being?
I get wanting a nice, luxury boat when you’re that rich, but what on Earth do you fill such a behemoth with? A racetrack? A zoo? There’s enough space to house a small city.
Now I know what ***obscene*** means.
Meanwhile, Amazon is advertising how they raised everyone’s pay to $15/hour.
*Sink the Bismark intensifies*
This is Bond villains type shit.
What to do with taxes you don’t pay
“Look down there! There’s my boat!”
Says the rich dude from space.
“How big’s yer fuckin’ yacht gotta be?” – Bill Burr
Why do we allow Amazon to do business in EU? Fuck this guy.
“I want to thank my workers who paid for this.”
*heavy iceberg breathing intensifies
I bet it runs on pure selfishness
A lot of workers had to piss in bottles to make this happen.
I cant afford to give my warehouse employees bathroom breaks… shit in your diaper while i design my yacht
What a cunt.
I am all for enjoying the fruits of your labor but instead of Ol’ Mister Proper (AKA Mr. Clean) spending a grand total of 3.5 minuets in space to the tune of 5.5 Billion USD, he could have paid each Amazon worker €5100. There are roughly 950,000 Amazon employees across the world.
That superYacht is terrible for the enviorment.
I remember this dude used to be the proud owner of a Honda Accord. A symbol to customers that money is spent on customers. What happened to that dude?
Insult Bezos a bit, then turn Amazon on and buy some Chinese crap for a few dollars.
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It’s eco friendly, powered by Amazon warehouse workers rowing while shackled together
Why do the super rich need stuff to be so big?
Doesn’t he feel silly?
Nice spaceship, JEFF. If it weren’t for the 10 nukes of JEFF, people would have made more fun of his forced laugh.
It looks bald, just like the owner.
Im happy that the pants I bought last week contributed a bit to that.
Come on Jeffrey you can do it!
He’d have it by now if he’d renewed his prime membership, now he’s gotta wait 3-6 days
Who wants to bet he’s gonna spend next to no time on it?
“I want to thank every Amazon ~~bottle-pissing serf~~ employee because you guys paid for all this.” semi-citation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvvVm375daA
So ridiculous
Those SPMTs (red things with lots of wheels) are the same size as the ones SpaceX is using, right?
Time to cancel your Prime membership and stop sponsoring his mid life crisis toys.
$1 says he sells it to a Russian billionaire or oil sheik within 5 years.
HMS Imperial-II Class Star Destroyer
“I want to thank every Amazon employee, and every Amazon customer, because you guys paid for all this.”
– Jeff Bezos
– Michael Scott
There’s got to be a point where it can’t be classified as a yacht anymore
And they tell us to stop eating beef cause carbs are vegan and healthy. Just like that
I’ve never cheered for an iceberg harder
I assume there’s a 3-minute timer in every bathroom.
Looks like a star destroyer; it’s ust missing some TIE fighters.
I like how it needs a diesel powered support boat along with it to carry the helicopter.
How many states have a GDP now lower than this single human being?
I get wanting a nice, luxury boat when you’re that rich, but what on Earth do you fill such a behemoth with? A racetrack? A zoo? There’s enough space to house a small city.
Now I know what ***obscene*** means.
Meanwhile, Amazon is advertising how they raised everyone’s pay to $15/hour.
*Sink the Bismark intensifies*
This is Bond villains type shit.
What to do with taxes you don’t pay
“Look down there! There’s my boat!”
Says the rich dude from space.
“How big’s yer fuckin’ yacht gotta be?” – Bill Burr
Why do we allow Amazon to do business in EU? Fuck this guy.
“I want to thank my workers who paid for this.”
*heavy iceberg breathing intensifies
I bet it runs on pure selfishness
A lot of workers had to piss in bottles to make this happen.
I cant afford to give my warehouse employees bathroom breaks… shit in your diaper while i design my yacht
What a cunt.
I am all for enjoying the fruits of your labor but instead of Ol’ Mister Proper (AKA Mr. Clean) spending a grand total of 3.5 minuets in space to the tune of 5.5 Billion USD, he could have paid each Amazon worker €5100. There are roughly 950,000 Amazon employees across the world.
That superYacht is terrible for the enviorment.
I remember this dude used to be the proud owner of a Honda Accord. A symbol to customers that money is spent on customers. What happened to that dude?
Insult Bezos a bit, then turn Amazon on and buy some Chinese crap for a few dollars.
That’s the right way to change this sick society.