John Stamos says he was kicked out of Scientology: “I was just f—ing around so much that they said, ‘Get out. Get. Go.’ They just kinda kicked me out.”

https://ew.com/john-stamos-says-he-was-kicked-out-of-scientology-8704393

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  1. > In an interview with celebrity impressionist Matt Friend on the podcast Friends in High Places, the Full House actor recalled a bizarre incident in which he got the boot from the controversial organization after one meeting. “I was in an acting class and there was this hot girl,” Stamos remembered. She said, ‘You know, we’re all meeting at this address on Hollywood Boulevard, come after [class]!’ I was working at my dad’s restaurant at the time and I said, ‘Dad I gotta, I gotta go.’ So I went and it was the Scientology building. I was 16, 17.”

    > Stamos said that he was beckoned to the E-meter. “You’re holding these two cans, so I started, you know, ‘Hello… Peabody in the Wayback Machine!'” he said in a cartoonishly old-fashioned voice. “You know, Sherman and Peabody,” in reference to the time-traveling Rocky and Bullwinkle characters.

    > The personnel at the Scientology center were not pleased. “They didn’t like that,” he said. “I was just f—ing around so much that they said, ‘Get out. Get. Go.’ They just kinda kicked me out.”

  2. Wow. Possessed by alien ghosts who are so annoying that they didn’t even want to clear him of the alien ghosts.

    Well played, Xenu. Well played, indeed.

  4. So . . Not his choice? Meaning, he would have stayed in the cult if given a choice?

  5. Best decision he ever made probably saved him from being completely caught into the cult

  6. Reminds me of that Drake & Josh episode where Drake couldn’t break up with a girl, so he had to act a fool so she’d dump him.

  8. More like Stamos wasn’t a big enough star for the Scientologists to put up with his bullshit. This is in no way a flex because Stamos seems like a simpleton for being in the Celebrity Center in the first place.

  9. Getting rejected by a cult sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke

  11. I’m sure it was more like this:

    “Kid, are your parents here?”

    “No.”

    “Okay. Well, do you have their credit cards?”

    “…..No.”

    “Alright. Then get out.”

  12. WHERE IS SHERRY M? It’s been 17 years and no one has seen that wife of the scientology’s leader.

  14. I’m not sure what message he’s trying to convey here, but what I’m receiving is that John Stamos sucks so much that even Scientology doesn’t want him.

  16. Thank you to John for providing a road map for others to fuck with these scammers.

  17. I now realize I have both overestimated and underestimated John Stamos.

  20. Was he f’ing around in that volcano they hang in, or whatever?

  21. >I was fucking around so much

    Was he trying to get laid? /s

  22. Wow I thought you basically couldn’t leave Scientology.

  25. I didn’t even know he was involved in Scientology. Dodged a huge bullet.

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