Irans Präsident sagt, sein Land brauche mehr als 100 Milliarden Dollar an ausländischen Investitionen

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1. What the fuck do they offer the world to be worth that investment

2. Maybe their allies in Russia can help. They aren’t busy spending money on anything.

   Too bad they have alienated every other rich source of investment in the world.

3. Because… fk them.

4. Their foreign and domestic policy doesn’t reflect any serious desire to attract it.

5. I am sure Allah will step up and take care of them. LOL

6. Step 1 in getting 100 billion: stop sending money to Hamas, Hezbollah, Houthis and Iraqi militias.

7. And sanctions to be lifted. Almost as if it pays to not be a terror state

8. Ask russia

9. Pft. I only need $1 billion in foreign investment.

10. Oh well. Maybe shoulda thought about that before behaving uninvestably

11. Just $100 billion? Why don’t they do a bake sale?

12. maybe stop funding terrorist organizations because you so desperately want to piss of the rest of the world?

13. Who invests in a theocracy run by men who consider foreigners infidels?

14. Have you tried executing little girls about it?

15. Maybe their friends in Gaza can make some investments

16. They need more industrial cranes for hanging people.

17. Ask Israel for some foriegn investment.

18. One word. Pistachios.

19. Remember folks, the sooner we get off our oil addiction the sooner we can ignore all these crappy countries.

20. Me too, Iran, me too.

    Anyone want to invest $100 billion in me? I promise not to commit any crimes against humanity.

21. Maybe stop funding terrorism across the Middle East… I just raised your $100b

22. Ditch the supreme leader and you will probably get more than that.

23. I too need $100 billion in foreign investment 🙂

24. Let’s donate a helicopter

25. Step 1: Don’t be a dick.. If confused please see step one

26. Who would invest a dime in that medieval place?

27. Have you tried not being a dick to everyone first?

28. Dear Iran. Stop torturing, s-a-ing, and killing your females.

29. Ask Russia.

30. Let’s give them 100 billion worth of lead.

31. Maybe start by not being a dick anymore?

32. When your pockets are empty, dreaming big is free.

33. Then set your people free!!

34. Need $100 billion? Not at the current state. All you need to do is to renounce terrorism, stop funding nuclear bomb program and proxy terrorists. Also, religious zealots relinquish control of state and return to civilian rule would improve the chance of money.

35. Well a good place to start would be to stop terrorising foreign countries, stop funding terrorist groups and arresting and killing your citizens for speaking against the countries government/monarchy.

36. My bank account needs $10M in foreign or domestic investment.

37. Well, those foreign investors would feel a whole lot better without terrorists disrupting their shipments through Suez. So…

38. “Oh boo hoo. Let me play you a sad song ok the world’s tiniest violin.”