Picture doesn't do him justice. Squashed him and threw him down the toilet and now I'm still convinced he's on me.

by preg29

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  2. Had one that size last year above the backdoor. Flicked a piece of paper at it hoping it’d fall and leave. Ran right at me instead 🤧

  4. Whatever you do, whatever action you take, never, I repeat NEVER takes eyes off the enemy, before he is vanquished.

    He. Must. Not. Escape.

    Should he, who knows when, and more importantly where, he will reappear.

    Because he will.

    He will.

    Destroy.

    And utterly.

  5. Tis the the time of the year when they wander about looking for a mate. If only they used the apps like the rest of us

  8. I’ve killed three of these fuckers already. War… war never changes.

  10. Sister takes care of them with her vacuum cleaner. Her vacuum cleaner was in her garage last time I visited. Was wondering what it was doing out there. She had become paranoid a spider was going to crawl back out of it.

  12. I thought I had the fear before seeing this…. I was wrong

  13. We had one of those in our apartment this time last year.

    It was on a towel and my girlfriend discovered it – when she picked up the towel to dry her face.

  14. First giant house spider of the year that you’ve seen. They say for every one you see there are 100 you don’t. And they mostly come out at night skuttling around looking for dark, warm, moist places to lay their eggs.

    Sleep well.

  15. First? Lucky fecker. I’ve been inundated with them the last fortnight. Absolutely petrified to close my eyes at night for fear I’ll wake up beside one.

  16. Literally just hurled one out the front door. The speed out of the yoke!

  17. He’s sound he was with me for a few weeks last year, once you get to know each other it will be fine.

  19. Missus came downstairs shouting about a giant spider that came from under the bed. I went up and checked. I said it’s just average actually and put him back under the bed. They are coming indoors now looking for love. Don’t be a cock blocker.

  21. One of these was crawling along the top of my sofa the other day and touched my hair a couple of times a few minutes apart. The first time, it was directly behind my head, so I didn’t see it when I turned to look. But I saw it after the second time and leapt off the sofa in shock. My wife didn’t see it and laughed at me and thought I was exaggerating its size. When she finally spotted it, she solemnly said “It has to die.”

  22. I rebuke this energy. I don’t have it in me to kill them because they’re just minding their own business but the absolute terror of being stark naked in the shower and washing shampoo out of your eyes only to see this 2 inches from your face 😨

  23. A much more humane way would be to simply put him in a glass and chuck him outside, if you’re feeling like doing a little trolling, put him in your neighbours garden (if you have any)

  24. I’ll close the windows then. And fuel the flamethrower.

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