Russland warnt die USA: „Machen Sie keine Witze über unsere roten Linien“

https://www.newsweek.com/russia-red-lines-united-states-long-range-missiles-ukraine-1948786

33 comments

  1. Russia has cried Wolf so many times in the last two plus years since they invaded Ukraine a sovereign country.
    It’s hard to realize they would start world war III because they don’t get their way in a small country…
    There’s saber rattling is getting quite annoying…

  2. Translation: “Please make fun of our red line we’ve none.”

  3. “Joking about our red lines is one of our red lines. If you make joke, you cross another red line and force us to make more red lines. You joke, we make more. Then you joke more but we just red line more and more. Then you run out of joke, and we still have red lines so who’s laughing them? We win!”

    -Sergey Lavrov

  6. It’s like a toddler insisting that their red crayon scribbles on the wall are actually modern art. Stop.

  7. Russia’s Red Line Industrial Complex is cranking out so many Red Lines that they can flood the market and undercut any other country’s Red Line production.

    The Great China is preparing to apply tariffs on imported Russian Red Lines to protect their Red Line industry.

    India is purchasing Red Lines at a discounted rate to resell to other BRIC countries, like Venezuela and South Africa.

    North Korea is currently accepting Red Lines of a “superior grade” as payment for old artillery shells.

    Iran is in negotiations to trade “ballistic” (if it goes up it will come down) missile systems to Russia for Red Lines that they can then use to subsidize Houthi proclamations about the Red Sea.

    The US and the EU are currently working on a sanctions package that will limit the production of Red Lines by strangling the supply of hyperbolic adjectives flowing into Russia. It may take years, but it will show some effect, according to economists…

  9. I’ve never felt more tempted to inappropriately touch RU red lines. However they look hot pink to me.

  10. Which ones? I recall recently reading a list of Russia’s red lines on Wikipedia. More of them have been crossed than not, and Russia hasn’t done anything other than cry about it and continue killing Ukrainian civilians. Russia can shove their red lines up their ass.

  12. I’ll make fun of his **tan line** in the middle of his forehead…

    What’s with fascists and their habit of using bronzer on their face?

  14. A red line was having dinner with a blue line when blue line asked…..

  15. If nukes are used there will be no more Russia. It will be forcibly partitioned into 10+ states with each speaking their own language.

    And Putin’s sons will be earning money on the speaking circuit going on how it was being brought up in total seclusion by the world’s second Hitler who destroyed the worlds biggest country.

  16. “Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”
    – Russia

  19. ‘What are you going to do, bleed on me?’ King Arthur to the Black Knight.

  20. Funny how the old USSR jokes about Maoist China’s 83,641 final warning. Now the jokes on them 😆.

  21. “Seriously you guys, stop making jokes about our red lines. Enough is enough. You hurt Putin feelings.”

  22. I’d like to see red lines across the neck of him and Putin and awful lot.

  23. Despite their ramblings, no one thinks Russia will use nuclear weapons and start WWIII. No one believes that. So fuck their red lines. Red lines are what a country can enforce. Other than that, it’s just propaganda.

  24. But like literally actually, which US politician joked about their red lines?

  25. You can cross our red lines, just don’t make fun of them …or else!

    Obligatory fuck Putin.

  26. I thought this was satire at first. This is fuᴄking hilarious. 

  28. Eventually Pootin will be standing in a taped red square on the floor around him and still be threatening nukes. Clown.

  30. There’s only one red line that matters before the nukes really come out and that’s national survival. As in “Russia will cease to exist because of a catastrophic invasion”. 

    Apart from that, not even Putin is stupid enough to lob a nuke in Ukraine, let alone NATO, considering the consequences. You don’t need a PhD in international relations to see that. 

  32. I’ve never been to a russian circus, But this clown is funny.

  33. Did he just say joking about our red lines is a red line

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