“Obsessed with Eternal Life”: Putin’s Inner Circle Pushes for Anti-Aging Drug to Extend His Life

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1. So he’s a Disney villain now? Death cannot come for him soon enough.

2. It’s as if he lives in the 15th century and is looking for the elixir of immortality with the help of alchemists. Maybe he still drinks a little mercury.

3. Tell him bleach works wonders

4. Do it, do it, make him drink some elixir that has an unexpected reverse effect.

5. Eternal dementia for him.

6. Poison midget is more Botox than meat as it is.

   The clown is embalming himself before our eyes.

7. He is a christian, so eternal life is easy to achieve for him. Just die!

8. Eternal short dick

9. That’s a weird rename to creating an endless supply of lookalikes to keep “Putin” in power forever.

10. Sounds like to me that Putin is nearing his death door, so they’re pushing this kind of idea in order to use AI image of him to keep pushing his agenda, even after his death for god knows how long.

11. 😂😂😂 This is pitiful. We all want him to die though.

12. If he wants to live longer, he’ll have to develop an anti-gravity drug.

13. Yeah I have an ancient China recipe that used by many historical Chinese emperor. This recipe involves the uses of heavy metals and sulphur .

14. So, will his tomb have a terra cotta Soviet-era army in it?

    This is definitely a riff on Qin Shi Huang and mercury/etc in the hunt for the elixir of life and the story of what may be in his tomb.

    edit: A terra cotta army may actually be impressive in more ways than the current russian military, and would probably take more work to make than the current russian military.

15. Are the [baths of antler blood](https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/11/europe/russia-deer-antler-blood-intl/index.html) that his [shaman](https://przekroj.org/en/art-stories/the-siberian-spiritualist/), the reincarnation of Subotai, prepares for him not good enough?

16. They are turely screwed when he dies…

17. Lake city quiet pills do the job

18. Don’t even want to know how they find test subjects for their research …

19. I like the part where the scientist working on the longevity drug died at 77. Must not have worked that well.

20. He got this mania from his former friend Berlusconi. But he died before turning 90 so I dont know about Putin.