Woman left shocked after pet cat returns home four days after being cremated

https://www.darlingtonandstocktontimes.co.uk/news/24563720.north-yorkshire-woman-shocked-pet-back-dead/

by LOTDT

11 comments
  1. Sometimes dead is better. The Indians knew that. They stopped using that burial ground when the ground went sour.

  2. I really hope she will change it’s name to Phoenix

  3. If it returned home, it wasn’t really cremated, was it? They cremated the wrong cat.

    Lazy journalism.

  4. Well obviously this is a stupid headline. The pet cat hasn’t returned home after being cremated.

    It’s clear that either she’s cremated someone else’s cat (thanks, most kind of you) or this other cat isn’t, in fact, hers as she claims (so give it back you thieving madam).

  5. Doesn’t she know that cats have nine lives…?

    Her pet is on life # 2.

  6. You see if they used the BBC ‘quotation marks’ you wouldn’t have the smart alecs going “WeLl ThEy WeReNt CrEmAtEd WeRe ThEy”

  7. And the cat came back…the very next day. The cat came back….it just wouldn’t stay away…

  8. “‘Try that again Barbara, and you’re going to catch these paws”

  9. This is an excellent opportunity to start a new religion.

    Think of all the pilgrims it could attract to Britain!!!

  10. >but proudly deposited a *definitely dead* mouse

    Has that woman learned nothing?

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