I sincerely hope anyone sporting one of these is harassed for sausage rolls whenever they step outside in it.
I swear it’s never been harder to tell what’s satire… health minister who doesn’t follow health advice, a greggs clothing line… what’s next, Larry the cat in charge of the UKs fishing operations
I’m not advertising Greggs for nothing, I want free sausage rolls and the occasional doughnut.
> Tim Kelly, director of New Business Development at Primark, added: “We want to give our customers incredible experiences in our stores and offer collections they can’t find anywhere else, with brands we know they love.”
Yeah boi. Get the chance to possibly find an SOS note in some cheap jeans manufactured by the suppliers of a company constantly embroiled in accusations of slave and child labour. All while helping to profit the multinational company that owns Primark who have faced accusations and protests over alleged tax avoidance and evasion. All in all, an authentic and truly incredible experience for the consumer.
Fucking hell’s going on…..I swear any moment now I’m gonna find out I’m in The Truman Show
Well, that’s all this year’s Christmas presents taken care of.
They’ve seen the success of the Lidl clothing line and are following suit.
This country has an amazing capacity to fund rock bottom.
I won’t lie – I’d totally pick up a hoodie as long as it’s less than like £40, look like fun loungewear for lazy weekends.
the architect is really pushing the boundaries of our reality isn’t he
I understand Primark doing it and am surrised they haven’t already got one but gregs? Greggs? As in, Greggs Greggs? Wearing a sausage roll? Vegan pastry?
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is this reality? Because it feels like a satire of life. What’s next? Mcdonalds opening a cafe next door to a Gordon Ramsay place?
Lot of misers in this thread. It’s a bit of fun, I’ll be getting a hoodie for sure.
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I sincerely hope anyone sporting one of these is harassed for sausage rolls whenever they step outside in it.
I swear it’s never been harder to tell what’s satire… health minister who doesn’t follow health advice, a greggs clothing line… what’s next, Larry the cat in charge of the UKs fishing operations
I’m not advertising Greggs for nothing, I want free sausage rolls and the occasional doughnut.
> Tim Kelly, director of New Business Development at Primark, added: “We want to give our customers incredible experiences in our stores and offer collections they can’t find anywhere else, with brands we know they love.”
Yeah boi. Get the chance to possibly find an SOS note in some cheap jeans manufactured by the suppliers of a company constantly embroiled in accusations of slave and child labour. All while helping to profit the multinational company that owns Primark who have faced accusations and protests over alleged tax avoidance and evasion. All in all, an authentic and truly incredible experience for the consumer.
Fucking hell’s going on…..I swear any moment now I’m gonna find out I’m in The Truman Show
Well, that’s all this year’s Christmas presents taken care of.
They’ve seen the success of the Lidl clothing line and are following suit.
This country has an amazing capacity to fund rock bottom.
I won’t lie – I’d totally pick up a hoodie as long as it’s less than like £40, look like fun loungewear for lazy weekends.
the architect is really pushing the boundaries of our reality isn’t he
I understand Primark doing it and am surrised they haven’t already got one but gregs? Greggs? As in, Greggs Greggs? Wearing a sausage roll? Vegan pastry?
​
is this reality? Because it feels like a satire of life. What’s next? Mcdonalds opening a cafe next door to a Gordon Ramsay place?
Lot of misers in this thread. It’s a bit of fun, I’ll be getting a hoodie for sure.