Referencing the adage that “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”, this windfall (heh) could keep the entire country healthy for 6.94 years.
Four million bikeskeds
5billion on housing 5 billion on gp’s. 3 billion on bikesheds.
It’s an unlucky number. Give it all back.
Open that Etsy shop!
We’ll go down to the Auld Mill and get some cider
Cider. Lots and lots of cider
When life gives you apples, make apple-ade
It will go into the ahem government coffers ahem..wink wink
Considering the apples now outnumber us at about 2452 to 1 it’s a question of what will they do with us?
Do we have an excessive surplus of apples this year? I only manage to eat about 3-4 apples a day.
I can get paid in apples no problem
Pies or tarts
We build a competing children’s hospital and let the two we would now have, fight for customers!
Fake apples. No bite in the side of them.
Get to eating
Cider obviously.
Cider lots of cider
Make Clonmel champagne
Excellent, that will fund Ireland’s new €13b tech incentive lottery scheme, the proceeds of which will be distributed to one lucky randomly chosen tree-fruit-themed technology company with a five-letter name that was founded by at least one lad named Steve.
€13b? Could build a children’s hospital with that. Maybe get a bike shed if there’s any change.
Fart on them.
i cannot believe this popped up on my homepage after i picked 4 kilos of apples off a few trees i found
Spend it all on scratchcards.
Turn the coons loose, or maybe the deer.
MONORAIL!!!
Make cider
Cider. Lots and lots of cider.
Make Apple aid
Get a dehydrator and make as many bags of dried apple slices as possible.
A really big crumble
Time for cider, apple pies, and particularly… apple toasties, let’s gooooooo
When life gives you apples, you make cider.
I have a novel idea, how about we invest in our defence and security forces, army, navy, air corps and gardai. might make the place a safer better place to live.
Warm apple pie. Ummmmm,
Make a f**k load of very well branded artisan cider and sell it for €8.50 a pint to people who have more money than sense.
That’s basically the Apple business model.
What a cnut, going to greenwash it down the drain
Housing please god build affordable housing, i NEEd to get out of my parents house
Give about a third of the world diarrhea?
Metrolink money, the rest goes to half a children’s hospital.
I think Bulmer’s/Magner’s in Clonmel would find a pretty good use for them.
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Make cider obviously.
Where are these apples? I’m making cider
Food
Livestock feed
Juice
Cider
Compost
Pectin
Biogas
€2535, to every person in Ireland.
Or there abouts.
It’s no wonder I can’t get a GP
Referencing the adage that “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”, this windfall (heh) could keep the entire country healthy for 6.94 years.
Four million bikeskeds
5billion on housing 5 billion on gp’s. 3 billion on bikesheds.
It’s an unlucky number. Give it all back.
Open that Etsy shop!
We’ll go down to the Auld Mill and get some cider
Cider. Lots and lots of cider
When life gives you apples, make apple-ade
It will go into the ahem government coffers ahem..wink wink
Considering the apples now outnumber us at about 2452 to 1 it’s a question of what will they do with us?
Do we have an excessive surplus of apples this year? I only manage to eat about 3-4 apples a day.
I can get paid in apples no problem
Pies or tarts
We build a competing children’s hospital and let the two we would now have, fight for customers!
Fake apples. No bite in the side of them.
Get to eating
Cider obviously.
Cider lots of cider
Make Clonmel champagne
Excellent, that will fund Ireland’s new €13b tech incentive lottery scheme, the proceeds of which will be distributed to one lucky randomly chosen tree-fruit-themed technology company with a five-letter name that was founded by at least one lad named Steve.
https://preview.redd.it/elekpm79oznd1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d597a89a49bb0bd78661e743a05f9f47948129d9
Simon Harris right now
€13b? Could build a children’s hospital with that. Maybe get a bike shed if there’s any change.
Fart on them.
i cannot believe this popped up on my homepage after i picked 4 kilos of apples off a few trees i found
Spend it all on scratchcards.
Turn the coons loose, or maybe the deer.
MONORAIL!!!
Make cider
Cider. Lots and lots of cider.
Make Apple aid
Get a dehydrator and make as many bags of dried apple slices as possible.
A really big crumble
Time for cider, apple pies, and particularly… apple toasties, let’s gooooooo
When life gives you apples, you make cider.
I have a novel idea, how about we invest in our defence and security forces, army, navy, air corps and gardai. might make the place a safer better place to live.
Warm apple pie. Ummmmm,
Make a f**k load of very well branded artisan cider and sell it for €8.50 a pint to people who have more money than sense.
That’s basically the Apple business model.
What a cnut, going to greenwash it down the drain
Housing please god build affordable housing, i NEEd to get out of my parents house
Give about a third of the world diarrhea?
Metrolink money, the rest goes to half a children’s hospital.
I think Bulmer’s/Magner’s in Clonmel would find a pretty good use for them.