Robert De Niro Jokes He’s Putting ‘I Tried My Best’ on His Tombstone After Raising 7 Kids: ‘Please Forgive Me’

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1. “I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.”

2. “We want to hurt no one! We’re here for the bank’s money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you’re not gonna lose a dime! Think of your families, don’t risk your life. Don’t try and be a hero!”

3. That new kid he just had will only know him as a tombstone .

4. Having a child at such an old age that you’ll be there for almost none of their life sounds like child abuse with extra steps.

5. A better tombstone inscription would be “You talking to me?”

6. I’m not sure what he feels is on his ledger. I respect him for admitting when he feels that it’s grown too long, though.

7. We hear this so often that maybe it’s just best to avoid having children to skip the whole issue in the first place.

8. How about

   “YOU TALKIN TO ME? NO, YOU TALKIN TO ME?? WELL I DON’T KNOW WHO ELSE YOU’RE TALKIN TO”

9. I just finally saw “Killers of the Flower Moon”. I read the book and the movie is very different, but it was really good. De Niro and Gladstone were phenomenal. Leo was good too

10. “Better wallet than father”

11. The best life lesson you get it what your parents tried with you that didn’t work

12. He should have done this after “Dirty Grandpa”.