Ana de Armas says new movie with Sydney Sweeney has a ‘crazy threesome’

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1. Aaaaaand…. I don’t need another thing from the internet today. 🥵

2. And teenage boys everywhere flock to the cinemas to prebook their tickets lol.

3. Yuck! Amiright? /s

4. >“Having this crazy threesome relationship, and being a woman of opposites—either she’s sweet and tender and fragile and nervous and scared, or she’s absolutely crazy and dangerous,”

   Ron Howard directing this; I think the headline is a bit different from the content lol

5. Anyone thinking Ana going to show… anything is dreaming.

   I suspect another Wild Things scene.

   Sydney will play the Denis Richards part. She’s more daring.

6. Producers saw the opportunity and said fck let’s do it

7. I’m way too sophisticated for such affairs.

8. Smart woman, she knows how to sell the movie

9. It’s her with two dudes. Zip your pants up and move on.

10. A fight between Willow, Madmartegan and Sorsha is the only type of Ron Howard three-way I want to watch.

    Ana makes Syd look mid.

11. Richie Cunningham, you dirty devil! You know that wasn’t in the script!

12. These two know their audience and I applaud them for it.

13. It was written in at the very end of shooting

    Edit for a prediction: it will beat Endgame and Avatar for the biggest box office gross of all time combined

14. Please watch this movie because we have booba and the headline is suggestive

15. First movie to make a trillion dollars incoming

16. Imagine the popcorn bucket for this one!

17. Wasn’t Sydney just complaining about being sexualized lol

18. I will be seated

19. And that kids is how you get people to see the movie.

20. Now… this is how you promote a movie 🙂

21. Reminds me of when Wild Things was coming out, I was part of that teenage group who flocked to the movies to see the threesome lol

22. So did Blonde and that movie was awful

23. If they have to sell it with sex, it probably isn’t a great movie. That said, I will watch it as soon as it comes out.

24. How to get people to go see your movie.

25. You don’t have to threaten me with a good time 😏

26. The marketing team is on point with this movie

27. Did a 14 year old write and cast this movie?

28. brb gonna jork it to the idea. mijn poor peanits

29. Shut up and take my money.

30. Are they rebooting Wild Things?

31. *You have my attention..*

32. Disgraceful!! I’m shocked and appalled. Someone please remind me when this comes out so I can make sure I don’t have to watch it!

33. These fucking headlines

34. I hope the third person is Vanessa Kirby…

35. Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Ana de Armas really going to town on this hot young lab tech (Sydney Sweeney). From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then she smells crime again. She’s out busting heads. Then she’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.

36. I would also have accepted “a normal threesome.”

37. Disgusting! What’s the name of this movie so I can avoid it in the future?!

38. Well that will sell tickets. Straight to DVD

39. 🤤 ayo dreams do come true?!