Angesichts sinkender Geburtenrate will Wladimir Putin, dass Russen „Sex in der Arbeitspause“ haben – News18

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41 comments

  1. Idiots. The decline in births has been studied to death and you can’t fix it by encouraging sex. It has never, ever worked. How can something be so well understood but so poorly dealt with by high officials?

  3. Sex with who? The corpses of their boyfriends rotting in Ukraine and Kursk?

  4. I’ve definitely come across videos of Russian soldiers doing just that :/

  5. $50 bucks says Vlad met a hot intern on his smoke break.

  7. Decline in birth rates? How about the meat grinder he’s throwing his soldiers in to

  9. yeah sure because russia is such a nice place to have children, on the other hand how else will you get onions and potatos, if not by trading your flesh and blood for it? If someone knows a better way, please tell them

  12. Imagine sitting in a cold, damp trench, waiting to be called for the next meatwave assualt or for a drone to have your number on it, drinking water filtered from an old sock and running out of cigarettes, meanwhile Putin is encouraging your girlfriend to sleep with her coworkers back home.

  13. Hang on. I’ve read this in a history book. Something about Germany and 1939-1945

  14. Russian population in decline,
    So Putin tells us to fuck on company time

  15. You’d think having sex at home would achieve a satisfactory result than having to attempt a pregnancy on your break, but I guess the implication is Russians are expected to endure backbreaking slavery in light of the war so they won’t even see home much at all.

  16. Sounds great. Boss, I need a 90 min lunch break for sex…I mean lunch….orders from the president.

  18. “The comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor.”

    –Voltaire

  19. In Russia when you’re on your fucking break, you’re literally on your fucking break.

  20. – What are you doing, step Ivan???

    – Nothing personal, Boris. Just following orders. **unzips**

  21. Seriousness aside, this is something I could get behind on my work breaks lol

  23. I ‘m not entirely certain he knows how pregnancy works. I was under the impression that it’s not the lack of sex that is causing the lack of pregnancies. I mean…I’m no Russian pregnancy doctor, but…

  24. Omg. Telling young women to give birth at 18-19. I guess Russian women are no more than cows.🐄

  26. one bullet and the population will start to increase

    hope turns into fucking

  27. It won’t help the birthrate, but the Russian men in the foxholes in Ukraine have taken this to heart.

  28. I don’t think there’s anything he can say at this point that will shock us.

  30. 🤫.. you’re husband is dying.. go make babies 💪👍

  31. Next step, Vlad will begin shipping his sperm to all households housing widows of Russian Soldiers so he can reseed Russia.

  32. Except all eligible men have been sent to the meat grinder.

  35. maybe stop sending men to war…it does something to the population.

  37. I’m holding out until we get sex on company time.

  39. As a male, that is probably just fine, whatever. But as a woman, this is horrifying.

  40. GO TO HELL MANAGER ANATOLY

    PRESIDENT SAYS I SHOULD FUCK ON MY DESK

    SVETLANA AND I ARE FIGHTING THE PATRIOTIC WAR BAREBACK

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