Trump Admits He Hasn’t Bothered to Read Melania’s New Book

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1. When was the last time he read ANY book?

2. I’m sure she hasn’t read it either.

3. If he read Michelle Obama’s book, he’s already got the gist of it.

4. Look I don’t know (and don’t want to imagine) the horrible indiginties that Melania has to endure to maintain her position but…

   I *DO* know that my Dad not reading my Mum’s PhD Thesis, once she had completed it, was the cause of HUGE marital problems between them – and eventually they divorced.

   I wonder if Mel is taking this as personally.

   But then again…

   Does she even care? Do you?

5. Why would he? There are no pictures or monosyllables. It’s just too hard and unfair for him. Why would Melania want to make him look bad by using complex words he doesn’t understand.

6. It would help if he could read

7. He hires a ghost reader

8. If you’ve seen enough of his misspelled, randomly capitalized, run-on sentence nonsense madness that is his Truth Social feed, there is no reason to think he is functionally literate to read *any* book, let alone his own contractual wife’s.

9. No problem; she probably didn’t write it either.

10. “I was born a poor black child…”

11. I doubt Melania knows she wrote a book

12. Can he even read?

13. This is one book I don’t blame trump not reading

    Like him, this woman doesn’t have one interesting thought to convey, let alone enough to fill a book.

14. What a coincidence, neither has she.

15. Me too

16. Such a loving relationship

17. And she didn’t bother to write it.

18. One day after they’re separated they’re gonna open this book and realize there’s only blank pages and that the ghostwriter stiffed them.

19. I can’t believe this fuckwit is the best the Republicans can do. I’m sad for you America. 😔

20. Edit. Any Book

21. He wouldn’t read his daily reports, either. Had to have it read to him like a baby. He isn’t a well read person if not functionally illiterate.

22. Wait. Melanoma has a book? Not only a book, a NEW book?

    I don’t really care, do u?

23. Fair enough, I don’t suppose she bothered to write it.

24. Trump hasn’t bothered to read any book

25. He’s too busy not reading the Bible

26. That makes 2 of us.

27. Pretty sure Melania didn’t bother to write it, so even stevens.

28. I really don’t care do u?

29. That’s ok, she didn’t bother to write it