‘I guess she’s desperate’: Melania Trump’s nude photo response spurs immediate mockery

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1. Well. She got naked….She got the attention of Epstein et al…. Which got her invited to the US…. Which got her in front of Donald Dump….. which got her into his bed for an affair….. which got her married to him and knocked up and her family brought over as well and all fast tracked to citizenship. And now set up for life with an old dude who won’t live much longer. I’d say mission accomplished on her part.
   Without a whole lot of money, “beauty” just doesn’t last all that long.

   If she hadn’t taken her clothes off she’d have been number 5 prostitute in all of Slovenia for the last couple decades. Just some other unknown eastern bloc woman. One of millions and millions. So I’d say getting naked was a smart move.

   Please feel free to post all borat memes now. With respect to her they are completely appropriate.

2. Ahh yes the Christian party.

3. Anyone buy her nude pose was for art and personal expression rather than ticket out of Slovenia and why does she still have thick Natasha spy accent after decades in America

4. Melania: I was thinking that no one is talking about my main accomplishment in life. Had to bring it up because it appears that no one cares….do you?

5. Do you have a nude photo of your wife ?

   NO !

   You want to buy one ?

6. Thats just her way of sending out a resume. A gold digger’s gotta dig you know.

7. Getting ready for a divorce, got to get that resume out there.

8. You can take a whore out of a bar, but you’ll never take the bar out of the whore.

9. The most classless first lady of all time!

10. She was really shooting for Ronnie the limo driver but ended up with little hands

11. Want to stop illegal immigration? Tell the immigrants they have to sleep with Trump before becoming a citizen.

12. One thing about the Trumps, they are Master Grifters…

13. There’s a documentary about her, it’s not very good. But in it, they said after M left Slovenia, no one saw her or heard from her for three years.

14. She did it for Justin

15. When Trump was elected in 2016, my mother posted on FaceBook “finally a First Lady with class” and a picture of Melania. I replied to that post with a picture of Melania and another woman in bed together wearing sheer lingerie. The post disappeared quickly.

16. Can you imagine any other first lady exhibiting this behavior?

17. The talent it takes to sc–w your way to the top but also the bottom at the same time….. talent!😂🤢🤮

18. Is her book supposed to distract us from trump’s horrible debate performance? and causing unnecessary havoc in Springfield, OH?

19. What does Laura Loomer think?!

20. I laughed when they said she speaks 7 languages…and English shouldn’t be counted

21. How does being naked relate to fashion?

22. If Trump would post the pics on Truth Social, it might cause djt stock to rise… a little.

23. I dont care,do you?

24. Melania is not a good person.

25. “It ess zelebration of zee hooman forms in all ess oiled and greazy beauty wiff dead in eyez” — Melania Trump