Donald Trump demands NBC bring back Johnny Carson – who died in 2005

https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/donald-trump-late-night-show-johnny-carson-b2618266.html?09272024

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  1. Trump is all about the past. He has no realistic plan for the future. We see the slogan “take America back” on bumper stickers, signs, and flags. I think it’s a better idea to take America forward.

  2. As I remember it Carson ripped on Ronald Regan ALL THE TIME… practically every episode for eight years. He did pretty much the same for Jimmy Carter… except for four years. He’d have had a field day with Trump.

  3. If they bring him back from the dead because Trump told them to, I’m going to vote for Trump.

    I’m fairly confident my vote is secure.

  4. Take America backwards!
    Not forward ever.
    Ever ever!!

    Change to too scary. I’ll have to think and be tolerant which is a major inconvenience and way too much work.

  5. Johnny says I won’t come back if I have to have him back as a guest. From what they said about him from where he was sitting in the courtroom I don’t want him on my couch.

  6. Just imagine Trump appearing on the New Johnny Carson show! It would be great!

    Carson’s corpse in the chair behind the desk.

    Trump in the visitor chair, responding to the voices in his head, making random replies and incomprehensible babbling.

    At the end of the interview people can take an instant in-line quiz:

    Which one looked more lively, Trump or the corpse?

    Which one made more sense, Trump or the dead guy?

    My money Carson wins both by a landslide!

  9. Can someone *please* use AI to make this happen? Of course with Johnny appearing in his *current* state.

    You have to add Ed McMahon too (died in 2009 so might look a bit better). The show just wouldn’t be the same without him.

  12. That bringing people back from the dead is totally q-anon kookoo shit.

  14. That’s so funny. Trump said Jimmy “was dying” in 2015. Nine years later the Tonight Show is still on with Jimmy still going on.

    Trump during the next few years, absolutely won’t die.

  15. “Where’s Johnny?” “Grandpa, he isn’t around anymore. That his Pluto channel you’ve been watching. Let’s get you a prune juice and a nap, ok?”

  20. “Bring back the original Radioactive Man!”

    We already told you he’s 95 years old and dead.

  21. How can even the most brainwashed supporters not begin to question his mental state.

  22. I think that he is really doing all of this crazy talk on purpose, because it keeps him in the news constantly. The more you’re on the news the more people hear your name. Trumper’s think it’s funny and just laugh at his antics, but it pisses off the Democrats. An easy way to get under our skin.

  24. Maybe Ohio Senator Shillbilly Vance can get his constituents from Haitia to do their pet-eating, vudu zombie black magic and bring back Johnny.

  25. Donald will say Nevermind don’t bring him back when he finds out that Johnny got canceled for being WOKE!

  26. This just further confirms my theory that Trump’s knowledge of celebrities and pop culture ends at 1993.

  29. Send him to the locked nursing home, and sedate as needed.

  30. Great. Now idiots are going to be convinced that Carson is still alive and being held hostage by the libruls.

  31. Johnny also would have hated Trump. Would have been flabbergasted that he was not in prison and would have had a heart attack learning that he was the Republican candidate.

  32. Carnac would rip trump apart in late night 😉

    ivanka, putin & vance.

    Name someone trump wants to hump, pump & dump.

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