Chris Martin confirms Coldplay will retire after releasing two more albums

32 comments

1. Can we request the next album is a double release?

2. And here I was thinking that they retired after 2011.

3. Two more albums? no!!!!!

4. I’m also announcing my retirement, which will take place after I find a job and work.

5. I feel like I have been reading this headline every release since Head Full Of Dreams.

6. I also plan to retire sometime in the future

7. Oh thank god. Our national nightmare is soon to be over.

8. Hasn’t he said this before?

9. They went from the blandest corporate rock to the shittiest kind of pop music imaginable. I can’t imagine what kind of garbage they’re going to churn out now.

10. They can just retire now. It’s okay.

11. Y’all so edgy lol. I actually like Coldplay 😤

12. Y’all so edgy lol. I actually like Coldplay and am interested in listening to their upcoming album 😤

13. This sounds like a threat

14. Terrible news for music fans today as Coldplay announces two new albums

15. I will be seeing Meshuggah in three weeks.

16. They can do what my coworker did, tell the boss he’s on his 2 weeks notice half ass the job all the way through then tell the boss he’s rescinding his 2 weeks.

17. He had to know they’d get made fun of for such a stupid announcement right?

    Even if that’s the plan, why announce something so incredibly pointless to everyone else like that?

18. he has said this for like a decade

    im not even really tryna dunk on him or coldplay but i have read this since a head full of dreams

19. Is this a threat? Whats the ransom to get them to hang it up now?

20. I swear they keep saying that

    They’re retiring after two more albums. Then, once they finish those, they’ll wrap up with their last album… right before dropping their final album. And then they’ll officially quit music after releasing two more albums to focus entirely on their 16th album.

21. Only two more to go guys, we’re almost free!

22. The next album will be released in 2025. Their final album will be released in 2060.

23. I almost thought this was a headline from The Onion.

24. Can they somehow make it 3 albums or so ago instead?

25. They’re still around.

26. TIL Coldplay is not retired.

27. He gave in his two album notice

28. They need to make a shoegaze album, they already demonstrated they got the chops with “Chinese sleep chant”.

29. I didn’t know they were still around

30. Their new albums are mostly trash.

31. Sure wish they put out something on par with Viva la Vida again at least one more time.

32. After I work some more I will retire