Der stellvertretende Anführer der Hisbollah sagt schwitzend, sie sei bereit, sich einer möglichen Bodenoperation der IDF zu stellen

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1. I’m really amused that that’s the actual headline.

2. “sweating” … who wouldn’t?

   “it’s ready to face potential IDF ground op” .. but is it ready to face pagers, walkie-talkies and bombs from sky?

3. it looks like he’s hiding in a closet

4. Fucked around for so long without consequences, now he’ll finally find out and simply die. Shalom!

5. Hezbollah would be turned into mincemeat

6. Israel should call this **Operation Find Out**

7. Can’t wait for the idiots protesting against Israel for this one and instead are supporting a legit terrorist organization.

8. I doubt he will be killed. IDF would likely prefer someone weak and uncharismatic to head heznoballs. this would weaken the group further

9. > Qassem said in a speech from an undisclosed location in Beirut.

   Mossad: bahahahahahahahahaah

10. >Qassem, who appeared to be sweating profusely throughout his speech, 

    Must be so hot inside that closet he is hiding in.

11. I thought I read **Shitting**. But I read again..

12. I wonder if a prolonged conflict could make Lebanon rethink its association with Hezbollah. Doubtful as countries seem to never learn but… possible I suppose.

13. How about “terrorist organization on edge of collapse”, better title.

14. When you kill the leaders of terrorist geoups especially the rich ones that are hiding that’s when you get changes they have Cush lifestyles that they don’t want to fuck up. 

15. Can’t wait to see the memes that come of that screen cap 

16. The terrorists are being terrorized.
    Live by the sword, die by the sword.

17. Allah is waiting for him with all the virgins. There is nothing to be afraid of…

18. Here’s an idea: Acknowledge Israel’s right to exist.

    Stop shooting rockets at then.

    Abandon terrorism.

    I bet it would go a long long way to normalize relations.

19. All he has to do is order his folks to stop sending missiles, mortars, and drones into Israel. Shouldn’t be that hard. I’m not even going to demand that he stop threatening Israel and Jews around the world.

    BTW, when Hezbollah threatens Jewish targets around the globe, anti-Zionism IS antisemitism!

20. I don’t think they’re ready at all. There is said it

21. This guy is fucked.

22. Of course he’s sweating. Any household appliance near him could explode at any second including the camera he’s looking into.

23. Be ready. You are next.

24. “We are totally ready for a ground incursion, bring it on, we will face you head on!”

    -Says the sweaty guy probably hiding in a military bunker in Iran.

25. In fairness to the guy. I bet it’s super hot over there.

26. You think *he’s* sweating. You should see the cameraman, slowly realizing they bought cameras all at once in bulk for an amazing price.

27. Pretty sure he will need a new pair of underwear…

28. I honestly feel like Israel has little to gain from a ground op/incursion into Lebanon. Sure, the IDF can go after the rocket sites, and Hezbollah will just move them further back and shoot at the IDF. THe Northern Israel settlements would, however, benefit from a respite from rocket attacks, but for how long? The IDF wont likely stay in southern lebanon forever – too expensive and too draining on manpower. Just keep giving Hezbollah the ‘steel rain’ treatment.

29. He’s so far underground,he’s near the earth’s molten core.The IDF will still get him.

30. That’s like the condemned man saying he’s ready to face the firing squad.

31. Allah is a lot closer today than he was last week.

32. Well, he shouldn’t worry because he has 72 virgins waiting for him. He should actually be happy.

33. Oh my god *give up.*