Oh my god they’ve really showed them! I forgot that keys and credit cards don’t exist!
Do they have it covered in Vaseline or something because it doesn’t look that slanted. That looks like there accomadating cocaine users 🤣
Going to those extremes are where I would draw the line..
Might stop your putting your pint on it while pissing, that’s probably about it.
Who doesn’t just use a key if you’re going into a pub toilet
They just sniff it straight out of the bag
Not the coke addicts in the comments explaining how to work around this inconvenience.
*Puts down toilet seat lid* … snoooort!!!
Its to stop people sitting their burd on it gettin the roid!
Mallow: European Cocaine Capital
Wipe down with WD40
This might stop people doing coke in the bath room if every single person didnt have a smooth glass surface in their pocket.
I run an origami class on thursday nights if anyones interested.
This weeks class includes making a 45degree pedastal from a beer mat.
It’s disgusting they still have toilets in the cocaine rooms.
Toilet seat if you’re desperate
just pour a bit on your phone screen or use a key
I wouldn’t sniff of a ledge in a pub anywhere anyway.
Obviously people would just do it off a key, phone, coin card whatever
we will have to go back to the old key trick.
Used to be asked to put a layer of bleach on the cisterns and surfaces where I worked.
I remember my local nightclub smeared a very thin layer of Vaseline over the tops of the cistern covers. A lot of people got kicked out that night because they’d leave the toilet with really angry faces. They pretty much told on themselves.
People would sniff something off the back of the jacks in a smelly public toilet? 🤮
“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?”
“I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.”
This is not for the people down with the owner
Then they should have removed the lid
Aye wd 40 was all over London bathrooms turned the coke to mush. Heartbreaking
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Oh my god they’ve really showed them! I forgot that keys and credit cards don’t exist!
Do they have it covered in Vaseline or something because it doesn’t look that slanted. That looks like there accomadating cocaine users 🤣
Going to those extremes are where I would draw the line..
Might stop your putting your pint on it while pissing, that’s probably about it.
Who doesn’t just use a key if you’re going into a pub toilet
They just sniff it straight out of the bag
Not the coke addicts in the comments explaining how to work around this inconvenience.
*Puts down toilet seat lid* … snoooort!!!
Its to stop people sitting their burd on it gettin the roid!
Mallow: European Cocaine Capital
Wipe down with WD40
This might stop people doing coke in the bath room if every single person didnt have a smooth glass surface in their pocket.
I run an origami class on thursday nights if anyones interested.
This weeks class includes making a 45degree pedastal from a beer mat.
It’s disgusting they still have toilets in the cocaine rooms.
Toilet seat if you’re desperate
just pour a bit on your phone screen or use a key
I wouldn’t sniff of a ledge in a pub anywhere anyway.
Obviously people would just do it off a key, phone, coin card whatever
we will have to go back to the old key trick.
Used to be asked to put a layer of bleach on the cisterns and surfaces where I worked.
I remember my local nightclub smeared a very thin layer of Vaseline over the tops of the cistern covers. A lot of people got kicked out that night because they’d leave the toilet with really angry faces. They pretty much told on themselves.
People would sniff something off the back of the jacks in a smelly public toilet? 🤮
“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?”
“I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.”
This is not for the people down with the owner
Then they should have removed the lid
Aye wd 40 was all over London bathrooms turned the coke to mush. Heartbreaking