Once and For All: Melania Trump Does NOT Speak ‘Five or Six’ Foreign Languages, Not Even Close

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1. Her English is sometimes iffy, but her immigration status has has always been the same.

2. She DOES know how to say “cash up front” in six different languages though!

3. I do hear that when she and Barron speak to each other in Slovenian, it really pisses off the donald, cuz he doesn’t understand them.

4. To be completely fair to Mercedes she probably does know how to say “ love you long time.. long time…. till money run out” in 5-6 languages maybe more

5. It’s just mistaken for 5-6 languages she’s actually just mumbling while suck off all the billionaires that support her husband.

6. I heard she has a cock-njet accent when she is with the orange turd.

7. But she will whore herself out on a multinational basis.

8. Not true. She can say, extra for anal, in six languages

9. Melanoma hardly speaks English

10. Can barely speak English

11. She can hardly speak English. I give her a C-.

12. She’s a GeNiUs!!! That’s what her visa says…..

13. What a surprise another pompous ass overstating their achievements for no other purpose than to inflate their own ego but if it’s a lie and you know it’s a lie what kind of positive reinforcement does that give a person! I guess it takes your mind off your husband having sex with it dirty pornstar that the whole nation knows about and now knows he’s a pedophile fantasizing about incest when they’re underage child! Trump is his own foreign language and it makes no sense at all

14. Malaria is barely fluent enough in English to read Michelle Obama’s speeches out loud.

15. Not genius! ingenious

16. She can’t speak two!

17. I speak three fluently:

    English
    Pig Latin
    The Language of Love

18. She doesn’t speak English!

19. Being able to say “leave the money on the dresser” in five languages doesn’t mean she actually SPEAKS five languages.

20. Who was ever dumb enough to believe that?

21. As far as I know not even one language correctly, of course if you count Manbo Yambo as one than perhaps one

22. I bet she can understand doing jobs !!!!

23. Bet she can say ” donny I have a headache tonight” in English quite well.

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    Donny when asked how’d his live life with Melania….he was heard to remark ” I’m holding my own these days”.

    😉

24. Barely speaks 2

25. She knows “anal is extra” in 10 languages

26. Foreign? Barely handles domestic.

27. She speaks ho in all languages.

28. If she did speak five languages, it would indicate that she is pretty smart. And, if that were true, the Donald would have nothing to do with her. He’d never marry someone smarter than him. Likewise, if she were smart, she’d have stayed off his radar in the first place.

29. I realy don’t care, do you?

30. The only thing she’s fluent in is ‘$signs’

31. Melania Trump : 1, 2, 6, 5, 3, 4, 10!

32. She knows enough to hook all around eastern europe

33. That’s OK – her husband can barely speak *one* language.

34. Bitch doesn’t count?

35. She barely speaks English

36. Her English is perfectly fine. She doesn’t strike me as they type of person who has so deal with people on the daily rather than shoo them away with her hand.

    By this count I speak English, French, Russian both types of Spanish, German, Latvian, Te Reo, Pidgean Czech and a smattering of Dutch, Italian and Luxembourgish to not embarrass myself at parties.

    I think she is absolutely vile but its standard for most Europeans to at least understand 5 or 6 languages. They might not be able to carry an in-depth conversation but it’s enough to socialize with.

37. THATS NOT FAIR! She does know how to say anal is $1000 in 6 languages!