also our food has flavour, who tf eats a kroket that comes out of a wall, ew
That’s a goated country right there. Nethermark!
Cuxhaven word de nieuwe hoofdstad?
How do we get this? A change.org petition petition or something?
“How much do you want to be stuck in wars with practically landlocked Prussia”
“Yes”
Hell, there is a solid chance the German-French rivalry would be completely replced by this and Wilhelm I. would be crowned in “Nieuwkapitaal” instead of Versailles.
well you’ll be pleased to hear we already have that competition
The Netherlands and Scandinavia are the most serious of competition for bland, shit food
Only picky pussies don’t like andijvie stamppot
We will take Bornholm permanently if you try this Mads.
Nieuw Kapitaal is a perfect name for a new capital
Nieuwkapitaal? Wtf is that language-gore.
The good timeline.
Let’s frighten Barry so much that he never leaves his island again, Nethermakkers!
As usual, nobody asks Skåne what we want.
Whelp, guess I’ve gotten gekoloniseerd
What’s it gonna be for lunch today? Uncooked potatoes scraped right out the soil, or maybe.. what else.. some… fried..? random fish with some… eeeeh.. potato… mash?
We also got potatoes
I’ll take Flanders over Sweden thank you. But can’t complain too much. Let’s.
Flanders doesn’t deserve the culinary slander imo.
Would.
👋
Bold of you to use the word ‘competition’
Not all those countries plus the rest of Scandinavia combined could compare to the blandness we create on this island
So down for this
This is just the old Frisian empire. Let’s make it happen again
Labskaus rules
Never had a bland sosig roll in me life
And Cuxhaven as capital? Where do I sign?
If they had a mutual language… a language with 0 enunciation and all silliness. Imagine Danish numerals with swamp melody.
That flag is awesome.
How are fish, grain and potatoes bland? We even add salt!
No no no. We have nothing to do with those cold hearted dudes in the north of Germany and Denmark.
Also all kinds of weird ways to eat fish in one nation.
This country would get the polish lithuania treatment so fast
Limburg where
Why are we obly getting half of Flanders? Tf is gonna happen with the other part?
Limburg, poor sods. Hope they turn German and not Belgian.
We’ll call it Great Frisia.👍
who gonna ck3 this?
Highspeed bikelane from Copenhagen to Amsterdam incoming. Mandatory hotdog/stroopwaffel stands along the way.
@OP why did u choose Cuxhaven as our new capital?
Denmark and the Netherlands both got monarchies, Im just saying
Looks good to me. Also whoever says north german food is bland has never eaten Fischbrötchen, Labskaus or Grünkohl.
This is just a subset of the Hanseatic League with extra steps
Malmo 💀 allahu akbar
Nah if Hannover is leaving Germany we have claims on it
Man, I’d love a union with the Dutch people, they’re great. Love their humour.
Fryslan!
Is this the Hanseatic League?
Why would you make the new capital fucking Cuxhaven? I’ve been there and there’s nothing there.
NL and DK are already far ahead of the UK for the worst food
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I’d be down, ngl
flanders annexed by the netherlands : 0/10
also our food has flavour, who tf eats a kroket that comes out of a wall, ew
That’s a goated country right there. Nethermark!
Cuxhaven word de nieuwe hoofdstad?
How do we get this? A change.org petition petition or something?
“How much do you want to be stuck in wars with practically landlocked Prussia”
“Yes”
Hell, there is a solid chance the German-French rivalry would be completely replced by this and Wilhelm I. would be crowned in “Nieuwkapitaal” instead of Versailles.
well you’ll be pleased to hear we already have that competition
The Netherlands and Scandinavia are the most serious of competition for bland, shit food
Only picky pussies don’t like andijvie stamppot
We will take Bornholm permanently if you try this Mads.
Nieuw Kapitaal is a perfect name for a new capital
Nieuwkapitaal? Wtf is that language-gore.
The good timeline.
Let’s frighten Barry so much that he never leaves his island again, Nethermakkers!
As usual, nobody asks Skåne what we want.
Whelp, guess I’ve gotten gekoloniseerd
What’s it gonna be for lunch today? Uncooked potatoes scraped right out the soil, or maybe.. what else.. some… fried..? random fish with some… eeeeh.. potato… mash?
We also got potatoes
I’ll take Flanders over Sweden thank you. But can’t complain too much. Let’s.
Flanders doesn’t deserve the culinary slander imo.
Would.
👋
Bold of you to use the word ‘competition’
Not all those countries plus the rest of Scandinavia combined could compare to the blandness we create on this island
So down for this
This is just the old Frisian empire. Let’s make it happen again
Labskaus rules
Never had a bland sosig roll in me life
And Cuxhaven as capital? Where do I sign?
If they had a mutual language… a language with 0 enunciation and all silliness. Imagine Danish numerals with swamp melody.
That flag is awesome.
How are fish, grain and potatoes bland? We even add salt!
No no no. We have nothing to do with those cold hearted dudes in the north of Germany and Denmark.
Also all kinds of weird ways to eat fish in one nation.
This country would get the polish lithuania treatment so fast
Limburg where
Why are we obly getting half of Flanders? Tf is gonna happen with the other part?
Limburg, poor sods. Hope they turn German and not Belgian.
We’ll call it Great Frisia.👍
who gonna ck3 this?
Highspeed bikelane from Copenhagen to Amsterdam incoming. Mandatory hotdog/stroopwaffel stands along the way.
@OP why did u choose Cuxhaven as our new capital?
Denmark and the Netherlands both got monarchies, Im just saying
Looks good to me. Also whoever says north german food is bland has never eaten Fischbrötchen, Labskaus or Grünkohl.
This is just a subset of the Hanseatic League with extra steps
Malmo 💀 allahu akbar
Nah if Hannover is leaving Germany we have claims on it
Man, I’d love a union with the Dutch people, they’re great. Love their humour.
Fryslan!
Is this the Hanseatic League?
Why would you make the new capital fucking Cuxhaven? I’ve been there and there’s nothing there.
NL and DK are already far ahead of the UK for the worst food
Who would be the king, Willy or Freddy?