
I found a fresh, severed sheep’s leg in the Brecon Beacons today. Proof that there is a big car on the loose
by Grand-Impact-4069

I found a fresh, severed sheep’s leg in the Brecon Beacons today. Proof that there is a big car on the loose
by Grand-Impact-4069
30 comments
Those Range Rovers out eating sheep.
Must be one of those jaguar SUVs
A big car or a big cat? Either way I reckon it’s a Jaguar…
Sorry that was me actually
I’d have to guess a Jag, but you don’t see many of those around here.
They say it’s as big as four cats and it’s got a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better. It lights up at night and it’s got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of backup ears and it’s claws are as big as cups and for some reason it’s got a tremendous fear of stamps. And Mrs Doyle was telling me that it’s got magnets on it’s tail so if your made out metal, it can attach itself to you and instead of a mouth, it’s got four arses.
/r/eatityoucoward
That’s a front leg. Someone’s killed the sheep, roughly butchered it so they’re only carrying the meaty bits away, leaving bony bits behind and a fox or badger has had that leg away.
Bloody SUVs out there ruining nature 😂
Dougal, would you stop playing that BBC sound effects record
Has anyone seen that wee bastard Brum recently?
I’m very lucky in that respect – my car is vegetarian
Beep beep.
Was it a Ford Puma? Maybe a Jag?
Big Foot 5 is alive and well….and seemingly nibbling on sheep’s legs in the Brecon Beacons
Chupacabra on the loose.
Well a pack of wild jeeps were spotted heading towards that way two days ago 😂
Vroom vroom
Or it could be loads of little cars….. like a whole a bunch of Nissan Micras or fiat 500’s
Big car? Probably a BMW X6, don’t approach it from behind they startle easily and can be quite aggressive if cornered.
>Proof that there is a big car on the loose
Probably a Jaguar
Probably a Jaguar
Clearly the work of an e-bike
Answers to the name of Rover
This I very common. A sheep dies and a fox chews a leg off.
A Ford Puma maybe
[Attacked by the original were-car?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kUhHcrHOjv8)
Bet it was a jaguar
Let’s head for the Slaughtered Lada, have a nice cool pint, and wait for this to die down
Big cars are out of control!