Dave Bautista Calls Donald Trump a ‘Whiny Little B—-‘ Who ‘Wears More Makeup Than Dolly Parton’: His Gut Is ‘Like a Garbage Bag Full of Buttermilk’

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/dave-bautista-roasts-donald-trump-masculinity-1236181033/

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  2. > “Fellas, we gotta talk,” Bautista said. “A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.”

    > “He’s barely strong enough to hold an umbrella,” Bautista added as a clip of Trump in a rainstorm played. “He’s got jugs. Big ones. Like Dolly Parton. And you know that little dance he does? He looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes.”

    > Bautista continued the roast Trump by saying **“he’s moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. He acts like a five year old behind the wheels of a truck. This November, let’s stop kidding ourselves.”**

  4. Really funny video. The editing was hilarious. Dudes got a great sense of humor, and I didn’t know that.

  6. I was wondering why nobody has made fun of Trump’s makeup before.

  8. Anyone feel genuinely worried for people like this if Trump wins? That he will go after anyone who criticized him?

    Not hoping so in any way because that would include me, I fucking hate Trump and conservatives. Just saying, most dictators tend to silence their critics when they take power.

  9. Hilarious af but why does Dolly have to be lumped in the same sentence as buttermilk boy 😭

  10. Stop, Dave. You had me at, “he wears more make up than Dolly Parton”

    No offense to Dolly, cause I love her too

  15. The difference is Dolly doesn’t actually need her make-up…

  19. My father was a 32 Oz. Bottle of buttermilk and I’m offended!

  20. He looks like someone who just sits around eating zarg nuts all day.

  21. Don’t know why anyone is surprised. Dave has been well documented for years as an LGBTQ ally on the account of his mother. Of course he would vote blue.

  22. Donald Trump isn’t bad because of his physical appearance. It’s ok to wear makeup and it’s ok to not be fit. He’s terrible for many other reasons, but I know plenty of great people who wear a lot of makeup or have extra fat

  25. It’s really bad when my first thought after reading that was “I hope he hires extra security, because some loon is going to try and kill him.”

    We have fallen so far as a nation in the last 8 years.

  26. Another reason why I love Dave. Hope he’s in more roles going forward. He’s a huge ally for us too!

  30. A garbage bag full of expired buttermilk and hamberders.

  31. He laid the smackdown on Trump. Also known as a “Bautista Bomb”

  33. Guy looks like 10 pound of shit stuffed into a 5 pound bag.

  38. This is spot-on. I always wonder why those burly he-men biker types support trump when he’s everything Dave is talking about here.

  39. Don’t forget, people who idolize this man says a lot more about them than it does even about Trump. We get one life on this earth and while some of us spend it with some weird hobbies, the idea of bowing to a convicted felon, sexual assaulter, con man fraudster not even to mention that he says the stupidest thing imaginable for over 9 years now is really just sad. It really speaks more to who they are than anything about Trump

  41. Seems much more “Real American” than that other wrasslin’ shitstain Hogan

  42. Whoa whoa whoa. Back up. Don’t you bring Dolly Parton into this. She’s a saint.

  43. I don’t disagree with anything that he said, but why he gotta drag Dolly into this?

  45. Dolly should respond with some witty words basically agreeing with him

  47. Why can’t Donald grow a beard? Is it the gender affirming hormones he is taking? Even Ted Cruz can squeeze out a few whiskers. SAD!

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