Honest Guvnor, it was the dogs fault, nothing to do with me I swear.
Case closed!
These events were a necessary part of working life in number 10. I don’t understand why people are making such a fuss. What’s wrong with the PM saying one thing one day and a different thing the next day?
Can’t people understand that Boris has got all the big choices right? Leaving the EU, picking the right wallpaper, shagging the strange looking american lady and leading the most successful vaccine rollout in the known universe.
Leave him alone!
Written In crayon? The proven lying cunt wouldn’t have lied would he?
If he pins the blame on a few people that no longer work there, will they be contacted or will the whole thing just be scrapped?
so what?
this whole scenario – from initial revelations, to sue gray, to the met, is being turned into a pathetic meaningless farce now by the Tories and their co-conspirators.
I wonder what the outcome will be as he muses over who will be the new metropolitan police chief 🤔
What a waste of taxpayers money and police time. It’s clear he and the staff he is responsible for broke the rules. Any decent person would admit what happened and take responsibility. The pathetic weaselling of this man is sickening
Name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffle Johnson
Number of dependents: ~~5~~ ~~6~~ ~~7~~ ~~5~~ 6
The met gave them all time to collude and get their story straight before returning the questionnaire.
Do you think the police would allow you the same courtesy?
Is this how crime is usually investigated? I vandalise my neighbours car or punch someone, and all I have to do is fill in a form at my own leisure to say whether I think I broke any laws or not?
>police questionnaire
Just sounds silly to be honest. What a farce
With most of it having black lines through it to redact any incriminating evidence.
Funny how the routine Downing St “leaks” stopped once this story came out. Almost as if the BBC and Telegraph “leaks” over the last few years were really just coordinated drops.
This questionnaire, those of his associates and the full suite of images will never see the light of day.
At least we can be sure that whoever regularly published “leaks” first were really just taking planned prompts.
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Honest Guvnor, it was the dogs fault, nothing to do with me I swear.
Case closed!
These events were a necessary part of working life in number 10. I don’t understand why people are making such a fuss. What’s wrong with the PM saying one thing one day and a different thing the next day?
Can’t people understand that Boris has got all the big choices right? Leaving the EU, picking the right wallpaper, shagging the strange looking american lady and leading the most successful vaccine rollout in the known universe.
Leave him alone!
Written In crayon? The proven lying cunt wouldn’t have lied would he?
If he pins the blame on a few people that no longer work there, will they be contacted or will the whole thing just be scrapped?
so what?
this whole scenario – from initial revelations, to sue gray, to the met, is being turned into a pathetic meaningless farce now by the Tories and their co-conspirators.
I wonder what the outcome will be as he muses over who will be the new metropolitan police chief 🤔
What a waste of taxpayers money and police time. It’s clear he and the staff he is responsible for broke the rules. Any decent person would admit what happened and take responsibility. The pathetic weaselling of this man is sickening
Name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffle Johnson
Number of dependents: ~~5~~ ~~6~~ ~~7~~ ~~5~~ 6
The met gave them all time to collude and get their story straight before returning the questionnaire.
Do you think the police would allow you the same courtesy?
Is this how crime is usually investigated? I vandalise my neighbours car or punch someone, and all I have to do is fill in a form at my own leisure to say whether I think I broke any laws or not?
>police questionnaire
Just sounds silly to be honest. What a farce
With most of it having black lines through it to redact any incriminating evidence.
Funny how the routine Downing St “leaks” stopped once this story came out. Almost as if the BBC and Telegraph “leaks” over the last few years were really just coordinated drops.
This questionnaire, those of his associates and the full suite of images will never see the light of day.
At least we can be sure that whoever regularly published “leaks” first were really just taking planned prompts.
How weak and one dimensional to stop now.