I feel like he just came up with this and rolled with it.

Posted by ObjectiveAd6551

47 comments
  1. “I always work the shaft and tickle the taint of a good corn dog!”

  2. tRUMP IS FAKE! The only thing FAKE about this election! VOTE BLUE SAVE AMERICA!

  3. “Election interference” is now anything trump did or said that someone else reports on.

  4. The funny part is, I can’t tell if that’s real or satire. The two have blended together.

  5. Everyone knows you eat corn dogs by taking them deep and sucking hard.

  6. So that’s how Trump eats a corn dog? And that is supposed to be better?

  7. Let’s see how followers eat corn dogs like that everywhere. That would be lovely to watch.

  8. ![gif](giphy|6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb|downsized)

    “Eating a Corndog,”

  9. Their eating the corn dogs, their eating the mics, their blowing the imaginary wieners of the people that campaign there

  10. Almost 80 and making obscene gestures is creepy af. He’s revolting.

  11. Yah right…he strokes the shaft then does a head bob while eating a corn dog…god he’s a disgusting waste of space

  12. A lot of folks cup the balls and jerk the shaft of their corn dogs.

  13. I have no idea if this is real because fake Truth Social posts are usually less creatively insane than the bona fide ones.

  14. Who covers their teeth with their tongue when they eat a corn dog?

  15. “Eating a corndog”.

    Next you’ll tell me he eats corn on the cob the long way round, too.

  16. It’s not the crew’s fault Orange Mussolini made a cocksucking gesture. Party of family values, amirite?

  17. My dog and teens are better and more convincing liars

  18. Trump might be one of the only politicians where you can do a text-only impression of him.

    “Real or fake Trump tweet” would make a great web game.

  19. I was pushing the corndog deep down my throat and stroking the corndog stick. I thought about cupping the corndog balls too. Definitely was not deep throating Arnold Palmer’s 1 Wood.

    God damn I can’t wait for him to fuck off forever.

  20. He’s just practicing for his future cellmate

  21. Trump isn’t gay, his girlfriend just goes to a different school….that you never heard of…. because it’s far away.

  22. There is a slight difference on you thought it was, and what everyone sees it as. That instant thought everyone had at the same time was not fake news tbh

  23. The fact that he actually had to make a statement explaining it says it all.

    This guy has lost it.

  24. Tweet or whatever post may be satire, but we all saw the video and there is no mistaking that.

  25. Who jerks off a corn dog before eating it ? He must have learned from Boebert.

  26. Now when you say “corn dog” Donald , do you mean ……

  27. Everybody jerks off their corn dog before they eat them, that’s a very common behavior

  28. You know this is BS because he’s never eaten a corn dog before.

  29. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FOODS ARE SHAPED LIKE DICKS?!

    THE BEST KINDS!

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