New Report Claims Trump Booted Loony Laura Loomer From Campaign Because She Wasn’t Pretty Enough

https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/11/new-report-claims-trump-booted-loony-laura-loomer-from-campaign-because-she-wasnt-pretty-enough/

Posted by nikkisixxi

37 comments

  2. Nah, Melania probably just said “Ditch her or I go public.”

  3. So you’re saying that he hasn’t completely lost the plot.

  4. She got booted for over gossiping about sexual exploits.

    Sooner or later the senile pervert rapist would have said the wrong thing, just a matter of time.

  5. I mean she should have been bounced for being a Nazi but what do I know?

  6. Everybody, let’s give a big thanks to Loony Laura Loomer. Without whom, the beginning of the second Trump downfall would have required something far more scandalous than the “Jewish Princess” vs. “Trailer Trash MTG” to kick it off. Marge finally faced down those “Jewish Space Lasers” the affluent people of a small corner of Georgia elected her to do. Laughably however, she was felled by Loomer dumping the most convenient information concerning certain Representative’s activities. The bulk of which had to be publicly adjourned, lest they start confessing to potential espionage charges for everyone around them.

    Loomer’s mouth successfully opened her access to Trump, and rightful led to its climax. She joins the wonderful list of Hope Hicks and Stormy Daniels before her, whom gave Trump COVID, and gave the only honest dick rating a man has ever paid for, respectively.

  7. So much for the “blowie of his life,” I guess.

  11. Well, I mean, she’s not Ivanka, so no wonder Drumpf lost interest.

  12. What’s ironic is that she looked better BEFORE she did all that sht to her face. Erin Moriarty too…

  16. He used a bag over her head, for… well..you know

  17. She wouldn’t suck him off. That’s why she’s gone. Deal with it!
    😎😎😎

  20. She got booted cause everyone found out she was blowing him

  21. You can’t make this stuff up, I thought this was the onion at first.

  24. She WAS pretty enough until she chose the Republican Fugly face

  27. Trump one more day and you’re be in the dump

  28. ‘Wasn’t pretty enough’ is a compliment for her.

  30. That can’t be it, he still has Kimmy Gilfoyal around

  31. There’s no mystery here- he got his dick sucked and moved on. 

  32. “Not pretty enough” is putting it kindly.

    “Psychotic Ogre” would not have been an exaggeration

  34. I was trying to remember what movie it is where the two bratty girls are making ugly faces to tease another girl and their faces get stuck that way?

    That’s what I think happened to her when she put that stinky little mushroom in her mouth… her face got stuck like that.

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