
Tower 42 top section looks like a good place for planning world domination – suitably sinister somehow. But, what purpose do the three ‘holes’ at the top serve? Why aren’t they covered up? How can I use these tonight, when I ‘try to take over the world!’?
by Tawny_haired_one
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The top few floors of the building are “mechanical floors” full of HVAC equipment and other apparatus. Presumably something to do with that.
It’s mainly aesthetic in purpose – the building was designed to resemble the NatWest Bank logo when viewed from above.
The logo consists of three chevrons forming an abstract hexagonal shape, and the building’s structure mirrors this by featuring three segments with gaps / “holes” between them.
It’s the ventilation and cooling system.
The evil villain’s rockets shoot out of those holes for him to escape after he reveals his cunning plan to the hero
Some of the old thunderbirds launched out of here, until the Tracey Island scandal closed it all down.
Cooling and ventilation
I’d say the sound of them in heavy weather would be something else. Be a great place to film a ‘tears in the rain’ style sequence.
Massive three pin plug socket.
They’re toilet air vents – the farts need somewhere to escape. Even bankers go to the toilet like the rest of us.
Intercontinental ballistic system probably
I remember when the Natwest Tower was considered cursed due to the IRA bombing and a fire.
Maybe that’s to let the spirits escape
How Tom cruise enters the building
ICBM silo.
That’s the negative end.
You connect positive ends to that and if it creates a circuit the light at the top of the Shard signals to the Nazgul to return.
They’re actually massive, but completely non-functional, fans which were recently installed for the filming of Tom Cruise’s latest Mission Impossible film. (No, but seriously, they’re massive fans).
Fight dens, bit like thunder dome. Loser gets chucked off the top of the building like a mortal Kombat fatality.
They’re ICBM silos.
Can confirm holes function
Tracey Tower…it’s for TB3 to dock??
Gary Barlow’s son’s pent house I believe
Its where the giant alien spaceship plugs in.
2 things, plant replacement access and exhaust for hvac
To signal Batman
It’s where the Trident nukes are launched from; as you can see there are three dents which is why the system is named “Trident”
If they buy tower 43 it actually slots over the top and those 3 holes are where the pins from tower 43 slot in to hold it in place.
I am so disappointed with you all. Its obviously an alien landing platform.
They’re speed holes. They make the building go faster.
Tower 42 is actually an inverted MK1 spacex starship, later versions added additional engines around the 3 central ones shown in this pic
Sometimes I like to stand at the bottom and see if I can throw a bean bag in them
Heist entry point
They’re the naughty pits for where they put the whistleblowers and undercover journalists
People who couldn’t pay back their debt were thrown down them
Air for the HVAC system
It’s so Tom Cruise can sky dive in and open his chute at the very last moment
Looks like a triple head electric razor, I can’t unsee it now 💀
That’s where you plug the Shard in.
It’s how the aliens plug in their space ships to recharge. Only the electric ones of course.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/MVkCRxTHtsgs8ppA7
Satellite view shows the fans and the undeniable logo shape
Looks like it’s being refurbished, it used to have huge fans inside
https://preview.redd.it/74wr1ewuzhzd1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329e95cf6a8cfc840587a1967f765d00fe20797f
Rocket launchers, obviously
That black boxing ring shaped area in the middle looks like it would make an awesome place to enjoy a BBQ in the summer.
Those are the doors for when Tom Cruise visits
Its where they put the Christmas trees.
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