Surprised it is porra and not caralho in Portugal.
I love the Swiss one. Everyone knows they are too stupid to do a ß so not even their keyboards have one.
Vise-kurwa-grad for life
I love the fact that out of all of them, the one in English is the only one that’s censored.
So as not to offend the American’s delicate sensibilities I guess?
In a league of our own here.
Love the Kurwa-wall
>kurat
Im pretty sure Estonian was invented by some Tampere based comedians as a joke language.
Not perkele??
Forgotten once again, despite it being an integral part of Maltese culture.
It’s probably some variation of “Haq Alla” here.
My top 5 will always be:
1. Kanker
2. Fuck
3. Kurwa
4. Malaka
5. Cazzo
Putain sounds like the french canadian version of “kapsalon”. Sheise is a lame version of shit. Cazzo is solid, but sounds like you’re calling someone a cat. Malaka is cool as well, but lacks oompf. Kurwa is iconic and punchy. Fuck is versatile as hell and punchy.
But the goat wil always be kanker. It’s even more versatile than fuck. You can put it in front of almost anything and it becomes an insult and you can use it almost any place you can also use fuck.

As a Dutch person, this looks so funny to me
I’d be very surprised if it isn’t “merde” for us honestly. “putain” is still very used, but that’s quite unlikely that it’s anywhere near as high in usage as “merde” is.
Our most used is a little more religion related, cazzo it’s the second one.
Fy fan!
‘Feck’ is not a swear word in our vernacular. If you use ‘cunt’, then you’re sucking diesel!
“Porra” is a very light swear word compared to “Joder” and “Putain” and “Fuck”
The most accurate swear word would be “foda-se” or “caralho”
I don’t swear near my kids. Also, I say “porra” near my kids.
No.1 swear in Portugal would be “Foda-se” or “Caralho”.
For nl its definitely kut, not kanker
Ja pierdole kurwa. Bober
Ukraine: also Blyat and Kurwa. Followed by Pisdets.
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Surprised it is porra and not caralho in Portugal.
I love the Swiss one. Everyone knows they are too stupid to do a ß so not even their keyboards have one.
Vise-kurwa-grad for life
I love the fact that out of all of them, the one in English is the only one that’s censored.
So as not to offend the American’s delicate sensibilities I guess?
In a league of our own here.
Love the Kurwa-wall
>kurat
Im pretty sure Estonian was invented by some Tampere based comedians as a joke language.
Not perkele??
Forgotten once again, despite it being an integral part of Maltese culture.
It’s probably some variation of “Haq Alla” here.
My top 5 will always be:
1. Kanker
2. Fuck
3. Kurwa
4. Malaka
5. Cazzo
Putain sounds like the french canadian version of “kapsalon”. Sheise is a lame version of shit. Cazzo is solid, but sounds like you’re calling someone a cat. Malaka is cool as well, but lacks oompf. Kurwa is iconic and punchy. Fuck is versatile as hell and punchy.
But the goat wil always be kanker. It’s even more versatile than fuck. You can put it in front of almost anything and it becomes an insult and you can use it almost any place you can also use fuck.

As a Dutch person, this looks so funny to me
I’d be very surprised if it isn’t “merde” for us honestly. “putain” is still very used, but that’s quite unlikely that it’s anywhere near as high in usage as “merde” is.
Our most used is a little more religion related, cazzo it’s the second one.
Fy fan!
‘Feck’ is not a swear word in our vernacular. If you use ‘cunt’, then you’re sucking diesel!
“Porra” is a very light swear word compared to “Joder” and “Putain” and “Fuck”
The most accurate swear word would be “foda-se” or “caralho”
I don’t swear near my kids. Also, I say “porra” near my kids.
No.1 swear in Portugal would be “Foda-se” or “Caralho”.
For nl its definitely kut, not kanker
Ja pierdole kurwa. Bober
Ukraine: also Blyat and Kurwa. Followed by Pisdets.
We use kut way more than kanker 100%
Godverdomme ze hebben ons in’t Frans gezet
What the fuck are the colours?
We staan er weer goed op heren
No way first is not Porcodio
Plenty of missing languages, collons!
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