Germany is fucked

by BrazilianEstophile

35 comments
  1. I propose we make all the Wehraboos part of the Bundeswehr to act as cannon fodder (so they can finally leave my home of Brazil)

  2. Since we are living in a feminist continent, I expect to be drafted to the trenches hand on hand with the wives, daughters, and sisters of our femenists politicians. The igualitarian comision must ensure that at least 50% of the trenches must be occupied by women.

  3. Forced conscription for anyone found with an illegally modified fatbike.

  4. If I got a euro for everytime a non-westerneuropean shits on us, I could probably double the 100bln for the 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖍𝖗.

  5. >Demonize any and all forms of national pride for decades

    >Be surprised when people are not willing to die for “””their””” country

  6. Just implement the “Legion Etrangiere” concept, giving wannabe immigrants the citizenship if they serve in the military and bam we solved the migration issue and the manpower issue in one swift move

    toghether with the military training they also get education and introduction in the local culture with some lessons in traditions and customs

    people that finish the service then are educated, integrated and ready to enter the job market/create jobs on their own bolstering the economy
    (this model could be implemented in all of the EU distributing the migrants to each nation to fullfill their Legion quota until we get United European Army)

  7. Can I be a Hauptmann in the cyber-warfare battalion, far away from any front until shit hits the fan real hard? I got 5 years of experience in software and a B.Sc.

  8. Not in the spirit of the sub, but I would genuinely join. I haven’t, since there are other careers I’d rather pursue, but during crisis times, I’d gladly serve.

  9. Nah, not for the country how it currently is and how it is run. Pre 2015, sure. Now? Nahhhh

  10. It’s not about want. It’s not about you. It’s about the nation. The collective.

    I’m currently a conscript. I hate it. Hate wet feet, crawling in mud, asshole officers, being treated like shit. But, Sweden needs conscription, and military service is one of my many duties. And as such; I must help partake in the defense of my nation. No regrets.

  11. Ok who wants to risk their life for a country they should in principle be ashamed of being proud of

    Step right up everyone

  12. Meh, I think all EU countries should introduce conscription.

    Its like paying taxes, nobody wants to do it so everyone is compelled to do it for the common good.

  13. Could probably motivate people to join the military if there were any tangible benefits to doing so

  14. I mean an anti nationalist sentiment in most western countries doesn’t bode well for military recruitment to start, add onto that the crap pay, why would I join to fight for a country that’s done everything to make my life worse, corrupt politicians? A population that seems to hate each other and is deeply divided? A government that’s made my area and life worse consistently throughout my whole life? 

    The only thing you may be able to get me on is family, other than that, fuck yourself 

  15. If you let me fight in an European army under an European Flag I would do it. But not under a German with this history.

  16. Forced conscription is never a good idea, morale and general quality of soldiers just isn’t as high

  17. Yeah see, here is the problem. Our country is very clear about Nationalists not being welcome in the army, which is you know… a bad idea if you want people to be ready to potentially die for a country.

  18. You lot used to provide enough mercenaries to all of Europe to fight our wars for us…

  19. It’ll go up once Russia takes Ukraine and starts gearing up to invade the baltics.

  20. Took a quick peak over to r slash berlin_public (right leaning sub) just to watch a bunch of effeminate gamer bros and “German patriots” whining and crying about receiving a 15 minute questionnaire and an invitation (voluntary!) next year, acting as if they’re getting drafted into the North Korean army

    People really need to learn how to read an entire article and not just the headline

  21. I personally wouldn’t mind fighting for our country, but it’s different fighting “for your country” somewhere else.

    Also, seeing how much my government fucked us over the last years…. Yeah not really giving me the motivation to risk my life for them.
    Maybe if education was cheaper or free, housing market was better, and we wouldn’t let some farmers bully us into giving up hard work to reduce emissions I’d think differently about it.

  22. If you don’t go participate in US’s oversea shenanigans you don’t need a large army, just the skeleton.

    When shit is going to happen you have warnings years prior; You can start requiring military service, later when in war conscripts.

  23. Tbf a lot of countries are like this…however the prospect of a mighty french/deutsch army is very, very enticing

  24. Easy solution: everyone who does not send an answer gets enlisted. Opt-out instead of opt-in /s

  25. This is just Germany trying to scare their own people over Trump’s victory after the government has fallen.

    Pure propaganda.

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