Rampant corruption and worsening conditions for the general public..
>What will Boris Johnson’s plan for ‘living with Covid’ look like?
Just ignore it and hope it goes away, bit like one of Dylans turds on the kitchen floor.
**YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN**
Covid doesn’t exist in the Tory alternative facts universe…
Ignore it and keep working.
Oh and your GP won’t see you.
And if you’re in trouble don’t call an ambulance, call 111.
And if 111 call you an ambulance, it’ll be a 4 hour wait, so call a cab.
And when you get to the hospital they’ll treat you with contempt because they’re so overworked.
>Downing Street said: “We’re not saying isolation is pointless. We’d expect anyone with an infectious disease to take steps not to spread that disease further – a colleague at work with flu, for example.”
Except most people are bullied/pressured into turning up with flu to infect the whole office.
It will be scribbled on the back of a paper napkin with a nasty smelling stain on it.
> Boris Johnson’s plan
The author must be new to the UK. Boris doesn’t plan for *anything*.
I’m sure it will involve levelling up and if not, levelling up will be mentioned repeatedly, straightfaced and cultishly repeated as will brexit being done and how well the nhs is working.
…..all whilst Boris is on holiday somewhere.
Let us die and force the NHS/GPs to collapse so he can let his rich friends in to shaft us with private healthcare
Like 2020, but with a lot more dead people and the nhs all but dead.
Also, don’t call it a plan. A plan implies planning or thinking or decisions. This is more just NOT planning or deciding or doing anything.
Go to work, protect commercial landlords, save Pret.
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Rampant corruption and worsening conditions for the general public..
>What will Boris Johnson’s plan for ‘living with Covid’ look like?
Just ignore it and hope it goes away, bit like one of Dylans turds on the kitchen floor.
**YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN**
Covid doesn’t exist in the Tory alternative facts universe…
Ignore it and keep working.
Oh and your GP won’t see you.
And if you’re in trouble don’t call an ambulance, call 111.
And if 111 call you an ambulance, it’ll be a 4 hour wait, so call a cab.
And when you get to the hospital they’ll treat you with contempt because they’re so overworked.
>Downing Street said: “We’re not saying isolation is pointless. We’d expect anyone with an infectious disease to take steps not to spread that disease further – a colleague at work with flu, for example.”
Except most people are bullied/pressured into turning up with flu to infect the whole office.
It will be scribbled on the back of a paper napkin with a nasty smelling stain on it.
> Boris Johnson’s plan
The author must be new to the UK. Boris doesn’t plan for *anything*.
I’m sure it will involve levelling up and if not, levelling up will be mentioned repeatedly, straightfaced and cultishly repeated as will brexit being done and how well the nhs is working.
…..all whilst Boris is on holiday somewhere.
Let us die and force the NHS/GPs to collapse so he can let his rich friends in to shaft us with private healthcare
Like 2020, but with a lot more dead people and the nhs all but dead.
Also, don’t call it a plan. A plan implies planning or thinking or decisions. This is more just NOT planning or deciding or doing anything.
Go to work, protect commercial landlords, save Pret.
That’s what it’ll look like.