We can start by fixing their language, spelling, date format, measurement units, force them to kiss the feet of king whatever his sausage finger name is, and send all their money to Ukraine to ensure their victory so I can visit some day.
sounds about right.
Deal. But you gotta bring Boris back. Where do I queue up for my introductory Gregg’s roll and carling?
Best idea so far.
I can already see Maga patriot on mobility scooter with ar 15 driving head on because he doesnt want to eat british slop instead of triple steakburger with plastic cheese.
Make America French again*
A large slice of it was French too, but now, with what they’ve done with it, we dont want it back
I’m good with this, tea is way better than coffee anyway
MAGBA
> Spain again
FTFY
Eewww no! We don’t want them back that is too much Tom fuckery for us to deal with right now
Can we at least get New York back?
Please, someone post this on Twitter.
As if we’d want those fuckwits back again.
Too much remedial action to carry out and I think we’d honour the treaties we signed with the Native Americans and have to kick so many of the fat fucks off land we’d run out or wear out all our heavy fat fuck lifting gear.
Let’s just tell them to get in the fucking sea!
That is all
For christ’s sake enough Americaposting
Yes yes, we need all that extra land for our housing crisis. But we first need to get rid of the “natives”… again. Let’s redo this whole experiment.
Or “Make America French Again” ?
Are you sure you want Ohio back?
based
Well the original Thirteen Colonies we can work with. The rest can go to the Native Americans, or can be turned into Fallout New Vegas. In addition to a sensible series of suggestions made by an Aussie elsewhere, I suggest we also make Blackadder compulsory, rename Pennsylvania New Cymru, and raze Boston to be replaced entirely with a statue of Tolkien.
Are we doing colonialism again? I don’t want to impose, but it would be really cool if we were.
👉👈
Gott strafe England
Aber Starfe die vereinigten Staaten mehr
It’s beautiful
You and what army?
This but unironically
Does everybody forget that New Amsterdam became the center of the world’s economy? Where is their colonial representation here?
You don’t want to take this bullshit on. Plus adding the Brexiteers to the mix sounds like a bad idea all around.
Need me a MAGBA hat
Are you insane? Are you hoping to get sectioned?! If we had those lot integrated into our society they’d out-vote us and we’d get some nut running the country who would destroy what little we have left of good systems that any civilised country should have, like welfare and free healthcare, and somewhat “free” higher education to name a few.
Build the wall and keep going all the way around!
We’re not greedy we will just take back the Thirteen Colonies, France and Spain can fight among themselves for all the other rubbish states.
Thanks god they are out of the EU if that’s the plan. This is all you Barry.
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We can start by fixing their language, spelling, date format, measurement units, force them to kiss the feet of king whatever his sausage finger name is, and send all their money to Ukraine to ensure their victory so I can visit some day.
sounds about right.
Deal. But you gotta bring Boris back. Where do I queue up for my introductory Gregg’s roll and carling?
Best idea so far.
I can already see Maga patriot on mobility scooter with ar 15 driving head on because he doesnt want to eat british slop instead of triple steakburger with plastic cheese.
Make America French again*
A large slice of it was French too, but now, with what they’ve done with it, we dont want it back
https://preview.redd.it/eljypfg6oxzd1.jpeg?width=3433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f568a9d3c5fbd065bc38703abffcb62c4c7da25
I’m good with this, tea is way better than coffee anyway
MAGBA
> Spain again
FTFY
Eewww no! We don’t want them back that is too much Tom fuckery for us to deal with right now
Can we at least get New York back?
Please, someone post this on Twitter.
As if we’d want those fuckwits back again.
Too much remedial action to carry out and I think we’d honour the treaties we signed with the Native Americans and have to kick so many of the fat fucks off land we’d run out or wear out all our heavy fat fuck lifting gear.
Let’s just tell them to get in the fucking sea!
That is all
For christ’s sake enough Americaposting
Yes yes, we need all that extra land for our housing crisis. But we first need to get rid of the “natives”… again. Let’s redo this whole experiment.
Or “Make America French Again” ?
Are you sure you want Ohio back?
based
Well the original Thirteen Colonies we can work with. The rest can go to the Native Americans, or can be turned into Fallout New Vegas. In addition to a sensible series of suggestions made by an Aussie elsewhere, I suggest we also make Blackadder compulsory, rename Pennsylvania New Cymru, and raze Boston to be replaced entirely with a statue of Tolkien.
Are we doing colonialism again? I don’t want to impose, but it would be really cool if we were.
👉👈
Gott strafe England
Aber Starfe die vereinigten Staaten mehr
It’s beautiful
You and what army?
This but unironically
Does everybody forget that New Amsterdam became the center of the world’s economy? Where is their colonial representation here?
You don’t want to take this bullshit on. Plus adding the Brexiteers to the mix sounds like a bad idea all around.
Need me a MAGBA hat
Are you insane? Are you hoping to get sectioned?! If we had those lot integrated into our society they’d out-vote us and we’d get some nut running the country who would destroy what little we have left of good systems that any civilised country should have, like welfare and free healthcare, and somewhat “free” higher education to name a few.
Build the wall and keep going all the way around!
We’re not greedy we will just take back the Thirteen Colonies, France and Spain can fight among themselves for all the other rubbish states.
Thanks god they are out of the EU if that’s the plan. This is all you Barry.
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