Should’ve offered him a discount…

by Cubelock

32 comments

  2. I have a better deal for Trump, we are selling Geert Wilders to the US. He’s not expensive to maintain, just give him some potatoes, cigarettes and internet access and he’ll be fine. You can have him for 2,- euro and for that price you will also get Belgium and Luxembourg.

  3. I mean our debt to gdp ratio is like 104% so technically Geert should pay the US.

  4. I love Dutchmen;

    – Fellow bicycle nation

    – fucked up language

    – mostly flat country

    – contemplates selling smaller copy of their own country

  5. Het Kaasmuisje! 🥰

    But seriously, €3.50, I can buy a frikandel speciaal for that, can we bargain?

  6. 3.50? 3 AND 50???? DO YOU THINK YOU’RE SELLING BREAD??? YOU SHOULD PAY THE USA

  7. Pretty sure Angus and the gang are to blame for this one.

    God damn Loch Ness monster.

  8. Either this is satire or he was making a joke that doesn’t translate to media.

  10. Horrible deal. Everyone knows that Belgium should pay the US for them to take it.

  11. Damn that would actually make that discount james bond villain looking idiot based. But alas.

  14. Why the US? Sell it to Spain. We have an empire to rebuild. Our offer is 20 euros if you offer the Netherlands too.

  15. Please not to the Americans! Sell it to the Canadians, Aussies or even the Mexicans but not to those damn fools.

  16. Let’s sell wallonia and just keep Flanders. Then take northern Germany and Denmark too. Finally a real northwestern Europe. 🤓

  18. Would be them to fall for that one. We all know it doesn’t exit

  20. Fake picture, Dutch would never be so civilised to use tooth picks to eat cheese off of a communial platter.

  22. Step one: Sell Belgium to America

    Step two: America has to defend their new state and invest in Europe’s security to defend it, meaning we can half our own budgets.

    Step three: Profit!

  24. I’d not be against if it meant D*tchmen would need a VISA to stay.

  28. I think the EU would have to pay the US to take Belgium off our hands.

  30. We already have the best fries, just give us Greenland already.

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