Sounds like something written during a magic shroom-induced spiritual awakening
Be you! (as long as you’re just like me!).
4 conflicts with 3 for me.
The majority of the time i cannot comply with 1-3 at the same time as 4.
I’m exhausted just looking at that sign.
Point 3 makes whoever wrote it sound like an absolute nightmare to live with.
“Listen Giles, I don’t want to fucking hear about how you weren’t a fucking tourist in Nepal because you got to live with locals for two days and while we’re at it, either that sign fucking goes or you’re going to need to spend another three grand on those teeth.”
I bet they’re the kind of people where its all light hearted fun when they play a joke on you but cruel bullying when you play a joke on them back.
Only 1 and 4 are actually “rules” that you could theoretically abide by. Regardless, if I walked into a gaff and saw that in the lounge I would be about turning with the might of Zeus.
Live
Laugh
Leave Me Alone
I had housemates in my 20’s that had to have themed nights and dress up a couple of times a week. It was fun for the first month or so.
After 6 months coming home after work to another fucking ‘Tonights Pirate night! We’ve got Rum and we’ve put sand in the living room and there’s fairy lights!!!’ it was too much.
They never just wanted to eat pizza and just drink a four-pack.
Nice people, but they were exhausting in their extraness.
Based their whole personality on a gap year backpacking somewhere
When I went to uni I was a bit older and so when in 2nd year and we all went to live in flats after halls I went to live with some 20 year olds.
While I did join in on some shenanigans I was also you know…older so spent more time and the library and in my room than they did. They kicked me out at the end of the year because I was “killing the vibe”
So this poster just gives me the fear
You can tell that the author of this sign is posh as tits and talks with an upwards inflection.
Insufferable.
By order of me, you must have a giggle.
Cease being you. Become quiet.
This screams Bristol to me. Could be posh twats, could be crusty hippies, could be art students. Could be an amalgamation of all three.
Oh look, it’s up against a wall. Ironic that.
You don’t have to be mad to work here. But it helps!
I’ve always hated the ‘be yourself and follow your dreams’ mantra. What if my true self is a psychotic rapist and my dream is to burn down every children’s hospital in the country?
5. Don’t live with these ****s.
Good lord absolutely not.
I had a housemate like this – she cried because we took the piss out of war horse because “none of us knew what it was like to own ponies!”.
she also spent all her time bitching about everyone to everyone and got confused why we didn’t fight for her to stay when she dropped out of uni and had to move out.
Rule no. 3 just sucked all the energy out of me.
You discovered one of the tablets of the testament for trust fund wankers
I’m quite miserable, but I’m ok with that. People high on life is just too much for me.
Be you! Only
Is it wrong that I would bet my entire lifesavings on that sign being written by a second year, female, middle class, white student
No mobiles
No wigwams
None of that
Or any of the others
Nothing says high energy joy like house rules writ large
Month 1 House Rules: “Be Yourself! Have a Giggle! Live laugh love!”
Month 3 House Rules: “I swear to all that is holy, get your dirty fucking dishes out of the sink or I will disembowel you with a teaspoon”
House mates eh? Once in every life time.
What’s a high energy sanctum?
I read it as sphincter at first.
I just know this came from a hippie cesspool with tie dye hanging on the walls that stinks of weed
3. High energy sanctum only
4. Be you.
WTF. Which is it? Do you want high energy or low effort sarcasm?
I like to take a massive dump on the kitchen floor when I’m intoxicated.
*Be You* ✨
Sounds like my aunt 😖
They sound absolutely insufferable.
I read that as high energy spankdom and got excited.
Live 💩Laugh 💩Love 💩
Took ’em 2 months to get sick of it (if it’s a student house)
I feel as though rule 4 conflicts with the other rules. But that’s just me.
‘You don’t have to be mad to work here…
But it helps!’
These signs are often owned/curated by insufferable tosspots who think (and tell people) that they’re quirky/zany/wacky/crazy/absolutely mad.
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Sounds like something written during a magic shroom-induced spiritual awakening
Be you! (as long as you’re just like me!).
4 conflicts with 3 for me.
The majority of the time i cannot comply with 1-3 at the same time as 4.
I’m exhausted just looking at that sign.
Point 3 makes whoever wrote it sound like an absolute nightmare to live with.
“Listen Giles, I don’t want to fucking hear about how you weren’t a fucking tourist in Nepal because you got to live with locals for two days and while we’re at it, either that sign fucking goes or you’re going to need to spend another three grand on those teeth.”
I bet they’re the kind of people where its all light hearted fun when they play a joke on you but cruel bullying when you play a joke on them back.
Only 1 and 4 are actually “rules” that you could theoretically abide by. Regardless, if I walked into a gaff and saw that in the lounge I would be about turning with the might of Zeus.
Live
Laugh
Leave Me Alone
I had housemates in my 20’s that had to have themed nights and dress up a couple of times a week. It was fun for the first month or so.
After 6 months coming home after work to another fucking ‘Tonights Pirate night! We’ve got Rum and we’ve put sand in the living room and there’s fairy lights!!!’ it was too much.
They never just wanted to eat pizza and just drink a four-pack.
Nice people, but they were exhausting in their extraness.
Based their whole personality on a gap year backpacking somewhere
When I went to uni I was a bit older and so when in 2nd year and we all went to live in flats after halls I went to live with some 20 year olds.
While I did join in on some shenanigans I was also you know…older so spent more time and the library and in my room than they did. They kicked me out at the end of the year because I was “killing the vibe”
So this poster just gives me the fear
You can tell that the author of this sign is posh as tits and talks with an upwards inflection.
Insufferable.
By order of me, you must have a giggle.
Cease being you. Become quiet.
This screams Bristol to me. Could be posh twats, could be crusty hippies, could be art students. Could be an amalgamation of all three.
Oh look, it’s up against a wall. Ironic that.
You don’t have to be mad to work here. But it helps!
I’ve always hated the ‘be yourself and follow your dreams’ mantra. What if my true self is a psychotic rapist and my dream is to burn down every children’s hospital in the country?
5. Don’t live with these ****s.
Good lord absolutely not.
I had a housemate like this – she cried because we took the piss out of war horse because “none of us knew what it was like to own ponies!”.
she also spent all her time bitching about everyone to everyone and got confused why we didn’t fight for her to stay when she dropped out of uni and had to move out.
Rule no. 3 just sucked all the energy out of me.
You discovered one of the tablets of the testament for trust fund wankers
I’m quite miserable, but I’m ok with that. People high on life is just too much for me.
Be you! Only
Is it wrong that I would bet my entire lifesavings on that sign being written by a second year, female, middle class, white student
No mobiles
No wigwams
None of that
Or any of the others
Nothing says high energy joy like house rules writ large
Month 1 House Rules: “Be Yourself! Have a Giggle! Live laugh love!”
Month 3 House Rules: “I swear to all that is holy, get your dirty fucking dishes out of the sink or I will disembowel you with a teaspoon”
House mates eh? Once in every life time.
What’s a high energy sanctum?
I read it as sphincter at first.
I just know this came from a hippie cesspool with tie dye hanging on the walls that stinks of weed
3. High energy sanctum only
4. Be you.
WTF. Which is it? Do you want high energy or low effort sarcasm?
I like to take a massive dump on the kitchen floor when I’m intoxicated.
*Be You* ✨
Sounds like my aunt 😖
They sound absolutely insufferable.
I read that as high energy spankdom and got excited.
Live 💩Laugh 💩Love 💩
Took ’em 2 months to get sick of it (if it’s a student house)
I feel as though rule 4 conflicts with the other rules. But that’s just me.
‘You don’t have to be mad to work here…
But it helps!’
These signs are often owned/curated by insufferable tosspots who think (and tell people) that they’re quirky/zany/wacky/crazy/absolutely mad.
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