Who can decipher this postie’s handwriting? I’m absolutely baffled…

43 comments

1. I think it’s ‘Round Back’?

2. Brown parcel round back?

3. Brown parcel, front door 

4. Brun pauch / runny bum?

5. Brown parcel, front door…

6. Brown pouch, runny bum. If you find a brown pouch on your doorstep, for the love of god, don’t open it…

7. Back Porch.
   ‘Round Noon.

   Place, then time.

8. What do you mean? It clearly says: Bruh pakch rwny duun.

9. Brown parcel. Runny bum. Clearly.

10. Brown parcel, Round door

11. More importantly did you find the delivered item? That’ll give us a clue. Where was it?

12. Your safe place is Brunei

13. Bruni Paucr Rnuns Duun

14. Hope med school is going well for him.

15. Bush parcel round door?

    Looks like my 74 year old mums handwriting and she has parkinsons.

16. Brown door, round back.

    I’ve seen this movie.

17. Clearly says; bruh_| pauck FnuN7 DCVn

18. Postie used to be a doctor

19. Your GP is also your postman

20. BRUV

    PAUCK

    RNUND

    DUUN

21. Can’t you read? It obviously says:

    “BruvJ PAKCR” and “RuuND nuun”

22. Brown pack front door

23. Front door

24. Bruh! You’re paver is by the phunt nuun.

25. We need a doctor in here!

26. The real beauty here is the Postie crossing out their first attempt at… “parcel” (?) because they didn’t think it’d be understood.

27. Behind porch or behind rock?

28. Jokes aside you should really give your local RM feedback about this. 

29. Let me just get my enigma machine out to decipher that

30. something something purple monkey dishwasher

31. No one else thinking it looks like ’round noon’?

32. They wrote the first “parcel” a little too legible for their own liking so had to cross it out to make it less decipherable, lol & i know it’s probably a little late now, but as others have said (Bruni pauch, Rnun7 Duun) would translate from Royal Mailese to:
    Brown parcel, front door.

33. It’s so sad that the NHS is is such a state that doctors have to take second jobs as postpersons

34. I absolutely love that he crossed one of the words out when he made a mistake. Then continued to write illegible drivel.

35. My esteemed Householder,

    I trust this note finds you well. Pray be informed that your parcel has been duly deposited in your designated place of safekeeping. Should you desire any further particulars, kindly dispatch a telegram at your convenience.

    Yours with the utmost respect,
    Your Humble Postman

36. Got it on first read, thanks to my super power of dyslexia

37. Brurw parcol, Roun’t Duun.

    Sorry, my dwarvish is rustier than Balin’s axe.

38. Back Porch, ’round noon

39. Your safe place is brown. Your neighbour is at the front door with a paunch.

40. It’s in your safe place bruh…

41. 2 paracetamol twice a day

42. ✓ your safe place: BROWN

    ~~PARCEL~~

    your neighbour at: PARCEL

    FRONT

    DOOR Total items: 1

43. At this point it’s the white/gold, blue/black dress situation – is it ’round noon’ or ‘front door’?

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