British beautician facing 60 years in jail

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/british-beautician-facing-60-years-095816608.html

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  2. Blimey, that filter is doing some heavy lifting in that picture. Smuggling drugs from Mexico to Manchester, via a connecting flight in the US. She didnt plan that well. At least if she’d got a direct flight and got caught in the UK, she wouldnt have been facing a 60 year sentence in the US. 7 years with eligibilty for parole after serving half.

  4. 43kg of drugs in her luggage? This is bullshit. That’s like 2 large luggage bags completely rammed with cocaine. Surely to god no drug traffickers are stupid enough to attempt that and risk losing that amount.

  6. Offered a free holiday to Mexico on the basis she would carry back two suitcases of cash on her return – but none of this is her fault……

  8. 43kg…

    That’s a bloody big bag of cash. Her chucking defences a it won’t be doing her favours either. It’s cash! They made me do it.

    She be fucked.

    Also, what the shit does her dad expect the UK government to actually do on this one? Hi Donald, it’s Kier here, any chance of letting one of our lot go? She was only carrying 43kg of cocaine…

  9. She’s not a bad person
    They had a gun
    She is bipolar
    She thought it was just money

    It’s like the scene from Blues Brothers when John Belushi is making up excuses for standing up Carrie Fisher on her wedding day.

  10. Why did I guess what this was for before I clicked on the article?

  11. I thought I was smuggling something else isn’t the best defence I have ever heard.

  12. She should face 60 year internet ban for that cat fish picture. That is unbelievable!

  13. 60 years, imagine what you’d have to do to get 60 years in UK

  15. “I agreed to it because there was no reason not to,” she said.
    “It was just money and I didn’t see anything wrong in it.
    “I had no suspicion that this was about drugs.”

    What on earth did she think two random blokes wanted her to carry $250,000 (her excuse) for if it wasn’t due to something dodgy? Didn’t she check the cases beforehand?!

  16. Doing this is incredibly fucking stupid but doing this with a connecting flight through the US is a special kind of fucking stupid

  17. The true crime here was carried out by whoever made that camera filter.

  18. Isn’t the typical suitcase weight limit around 23kg? In that case both were full of cocaine. I’m not sure that claiming you thought you were smuggling money instead is a good idea. I’m curious as to what she did to arouse suspicion too.

    I’d love to know the filter she used for her Facebook photograph, I’d quite like to use it myself.

  19. Angry at the “lack of support from UK government”. What do they expect the UK government to do??

  20. Well i guess passport control was having an issue with the pictures.

  21. “I’m not a drug trafficker” – gets caught trafficking 43kg of Class A drugs.

    If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.

  22. She’s about as sharp as a bouncy ball, some times a wonder apart from the air what goes though their head. Even ifbit was money is still got to be declared and every suit case has to make it through security

  23. Tack on another 60 years for that utterly horrendous catfishing profile pic.

  24. This is so comedically stupid, so Barry and Paul Chuckle-esque, you almost get the sense the Cartel were taking the piss as a pre-planned punishment to her, like an improbable dare, to see if this space cadet could pull of the unthinkable.

    ‘Oh dear, oh dear’

  26. Liar? Mental health issues? A crook?
    Easily flattered? She should run for president.

  27. That’s ok USA, you can keep her, we don’t want her back

  28. The news outlet knew exactly where they were doing with the photos. Pretty crappy journalism to be honest, using photos of the woman, which are nothing to do with the story, to bait readers.

  29. Best part is her Dad is moaning like fuck that the UK embassy wouldnt help in any way other than to offer some charity help numbers

    Disgusting he said

    Like dude, your daughter is the dumbest person on earth, its 43kg of columbian marching powder and now a criminal case

    In what world does the UK Gov step in for a fuck up like that?

    Second best part is when offered a lawyer, she refused saying she didnt need one as she was telling the truth!

    But it gets better, she then said, i thought it was two suitcases of money, why wouldnt i help?

    The levels of stupidty are mind blowing and lack of suspicion is even worse!

    Free holiday from two people youve never met in exchange for bringing back two suitcases of money, but actually drugs?

    Like wtf was going thru her tiny brain when she thought this was totally legit??

    Absolutely fucking bat shit crazy.

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