I am surprised that more haven’t picked up on the creepy link to that slogan
Now then now then.
We’ve got a letter here from a young man from America…. Jim, can you fix it for me to fuck my daughter
Now then, now then
Let’s tell the Americans people about a guy named Jim who said he’ll fix it….
Dear Donald,
I’ve always dreamed of getting close to the stars.
Please can you fix it for me to go to a private party on an island with celebrity billionaires?
Yours,
A.B., aged 13.
PS – I heard that there’s a nice man called Andrew. Will he be there?
I like the general “It” in the statement.
Totally non committal and therefore means nothing.
BUT, everyone (who doesn’t associate this with Jimmy Saville) can subconsciously apply this as “fixing” the issue they personally see as the problem.
Stable genius 1
Americans 0
Reusing the same slogan kind of suggests he failed the first time
Universal slogan for nonces and sex offenders I guess…
Now then now then…..
I’ve been saying from the beginning they voted in Saville. And these days, if he was still alive, I’d unfortunately not be surprised if he was voted in as Prime Minister.
Nob the builder.
“And for my inauguration, the troops shall march to the music of Showaddywaddy”
Dooooon The Builder…
🎶 Trump the tosspot. Can he fix it?
Trump the tosspot. Not a chance! 🎶
Trump fixed it for me by helping me milk a cow, blindfolded
What has uncle Donny got in his magic bag for you?
🍆
To be fair…everyone who voted for him already knew he was a nonce. Might as well roll with it :’)
Ewwww, as a Brit this gives Saville vibes. Crreepy man
“Grab em by the *****, fiddly. Kiss a kiddy on the lips with a bit of tongue, diddly”
I guess we know what the J stands for.
Time to call the Paedofinder General.
My intial thought was bob the builder, which shows I am still a naive 30 year old.
Bodge the grabbed her
I just want him to put Kier in his place.
Promises to fix things ✅️
Daft haircut ✅️
Loves gold ✅️
Everyone does a shit impression of them ✅️
Turbo-nonce ✅️
Protected by people in power ✅️
They really are the same person aren’t they?
Mattel are gonna be on his ass like a brick wall
That’s Trump Vance, from Vance refrigeration
Bob the Builder who was I thought off at first, then I saw the comments about Jim. They’ve got a lot in common so makes sense
I wont lie I immediately thought of whether or not he *could* fix it.
He obviously can’t but I know a bloke who’s a builder, Bob I think he’s called. Him and his crew could definitely fix it.
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I am surprised that more haven’t picked up on the creepy link to that slogan
Now then now then.
We’ve got a letter here from a young man from America…. Jim, can you fix it for me to fuck my daughter
Now then, now then
Let’s tell the Americans people about a guy named Jim who said he’ll fix it….
Dear Donald,
I’ve always dreamed of getting close to the stars.
Please can you fix it for me to go to a private party on an island with celebrity billionaires?
Yours,
A.B., aged 13.
PS – I heard that there’s a nice man called Andrew. Will he be there?
I like the general “It” in the statement.
Totally non committal and therefore means nothing.
BUT, everyone (who doesn’t associate this with Jimmy Saville) can subconsciously apply this as “fixing” the issue they personally see as the problem.
Stable genius 1
Americans 0
Reusing the same slogan kind of suggests he failed the first time
Universal slogan for nonces and sex offenders I guess…
Now then now then…..
I’ve been saying from the beginning they voted in Saville. And these days, if he was still alive, I’d unfortunately not be surprised if he was voted in as Prime Minister.
Nob the builder.
“And for my inauguration, the troops shall march to the music of Showaddywaddy”
Dooooon The Builder…
🎶 Trump the tosspot. Can he fix it?
Trump the tosspot. Not a chance! 🎶
Trump fixed it for me by helping me milk a cow, blindfolded
What has uncle Donny got in his magic bag for you?
🍆
To be fair…everyone who voted for him already knew he was a nonce. Might as well roll with it :’)
Ewwww, as a Brit this gives Saville vibes. Crreepy man
“Grab em by the *****, fiddly. Kiss a kiddy on the lips with a bit of tongue, diddly”
I guess we know what the J stands for.
Time to call the Paedofinder General.
My intial thought was bob the builder, which shows I am still a naive 30 year old.
Bodge the grabbed her
I just want him to put Kier in his place.
Promises to fix things ✅️
Daft haircut ✅️
Loves gold ✅️
Everyone does a shit impression of them ✅️
Turbo-nonce ✅️
Protected by people in power ✅️
They really are the same person aren’t they?
Mattel are gonna be on his ass like a brick wall
That’s Trump Vance, from Vance refrigeration
Bob the Builder who was I thought off at first, then I saw the comments about Jim. They’ve got a lot in common so makes sense
I wont lie I immediately thought of whether or not he *could* fix it.
He obviously can’t but I know a bloke who’s a builder, Bob I think he’s called. Him and his crew could definitely fix it.
That slogan suits him.
NOW THEN, NOW THEN
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