Bought this cucumber and later noticed it had been mildly vandalised. Partner swears it wasn’t her. Where did this sticker even come from?

by Percytude

21 comments

  1. Some prankster with a cheeky sense of humour probably

  3. Box of suppositories, probably for haemorroids, most likely.

  5. You can buy 300 of these stickers on Amazon for £7.99. Some prankster having a laugh.

  6. Funny story about rectal cuces

    A few years back I had a girl coming over for a dinner. Last minute I realised a) I could well be in here and b) forgot the raita ingredients.

    Honestly true, I had to go into the shop and buy a cucumber, some yoghurt and a packet of condoms. I said to the teenage shopkeeper “unrelated” and he nearly wet himself laughing.

  12. I only ever go into HMV to peel the Parental Advisory stickers off the Metal and/or Rap CD’s to put them on the Andrei Rieu and/or Celine Dion CD’s.

    I need to up my game.

    And also sort my life out.

    I’m 42.

    Send ~~amusing stickers~~ help.

  13. When I’m retired I’d love to get up to this kinda shenanigans

  16. Someone who works in the shop has peeled the sticker from a sepository* or something, an then stuck it on the cucumber for a joke.

    I do things like this all the time in work.

    *i cant spell

  18. You can buy them online. Several hilarious people stick them to objects for a laugh. It’s like spelling out “WANK” when you see mugs with letters on them.

  19. My grown adult sister drew a face on a man’s onion that was in front of us in the queue and then put it back

    I was astonished.

  20. Some may know
    Some should search

    (It rhymes with smebay)

  21. At least you can both have a go! Now that is equal opportunities in action if you ask me!

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