Man who turned up outside Parliament in armour carrying samurai swords wanted to ‘speak with Boris Johnson’

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1. I say we Hear him out, he seems like a man with honest intentions.

2. he just wanted a good old fashioned duel, seems reasonable lol

3. This is from this Tuesday, not even from a time BJ was in parliament. This guy should not have access to any weapons, he is clearly not all there. Surprised he got up to parliament

4. The title “in armour” makes it sound like he was wearing some medieval armour suit where I’d have put money on someone off their meds or just trying to be clever. I’m assuming this was plate armour, which is typically referred to as being worn and not something you’re “in.”

5. This smart fellow has just worked out that cultural insensitivity is Johnson’s soft underbelly.

   Police: “Mr Johnson, there’s a man dressed as… a Samurai? here to see you?”

   Johnson: “Hmmm well my meeting with Hitoshi Sato from the Japanese-UK Working Group isn’t until Wednesday but send him in, I suppose.”

6. you all laughed at keir starmer’s samurai sword ban, but who’s laughing now?

7. Remember the kid Boris Johnson flattened playing rugby?

   This is him now, feel old yet?

8. Strange men in armour distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

9. He wants to talk about that time Boris spoke Japanese.

10. When they saw him wearing armour, it seemed a bit odd, but when he said he wanted to speak with Boris, it was clear he was insane.

11. Someone tell him his time machine is off by a few years

12. What an idiot, isn’t he aware of the Statutum de Defensione portandi Arma of 1313 that specifically forbids the wearing of armour in parliament?!

13. Isn’t it illegal to wear a suit of armour in parliament?

14. He’d have done well do look literally anywhere other than Parliament…

15. Maybe just wanted to cut off Mr Johnson’s comb over.

    Seriously when is this guy going to acknowledge he is a balding 60 something?

16. While Boris was partying during COVID, he studied the blade.

17. Doesn’t bushido require that having failed in his mission a Samurai is supposed to commit seppuku ?

18. This man defiled my wife, tell him I will see him at dawn!

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