I hope you put it back in the bush alongside the other one
Lol, look at it’s wee face. I had a wren in my office last week who looked similarly annoyed!
Sheila, SHEILA – I’m stuck in a massive fucking hand I’ll be back as soon as I can.
Was it better than two in the bush?
I’d definitely prefer one in the hand than two in the bush!
One of my locals was called this until it shut down unexpectedly to be turned into a teeny tiny housing estate a few months back… When I was tiny I pronounced it the Beard in Hand because that’s just what made sense to tiny me’s tiny brain.
Did you catch it robbin’ your house?
My Mum passed away in 2019 and then my sister starts banging on about robins, well occasionally mentioning them as some kind of guardian spirits.
Later found out robins naturally follow wild hog because they over turn the earth and the robins swoop on for bugs and worms. So they frequent human garden because longpigs do the same with their gardening.
Is worth two in Kate Bush
I had to get a bird out of my house. It was a Blue Tit. I gently shoved it towards an open window with a book.
Dirty little thing pissed all over the place though!
I hope you washed your hand afterwards.
I have three in a bush, wanna trade?
It’s a baby Emu! Get rid of it!! We know what the devious swine grow into….
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I hope you put it back in the bush alongside the other one
Lol, look at it’s wee face. I had a wren in my office last week who looked similarly annoyed!
Sheila, SHEILA – I’m stuck in a massive fucking hand I’ll be back as soon as I can.
Was it better than two in the bush?
I’d definitely prefer one in the hand than two in the bush!
One of my locals was called this until it shut down unexpectedly to be turned into a teeny tiny housing estate a few months back… When I was tiny I pronounced it the Beard in Hand because that’s just what made sense to tiny me’s tiny brain.
Did you catch it robbin’ your house?
My Mum passed away in 2019 and then my sister starts banging on about robins, well occasionally mentioning them as some kind of guardian spirits.
Later found out robins naturally follow wild hog because they over turn the earth and the robins swoop on for bugs and worms. So they frequent human garden because longpigs do the same with their gardening.
Is worth two in Kate Bush
I had to get a bird out of my house. It was a Blue Tit. I gently shoved it towards an open window with a book.
Dirty little thing pissed all over the place though!
I hope you washed your hand afterwards.
I have three in a bush, wanna trade?
It’s a baby Emu! Get rid of it!! We know what the devious swine grow into….
… but you can’t make it drink
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