So. This guy is a local builder here in Newark. He’s a great guy, funny, arrrticulate and kind. Proper local charactarrr.

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1. Aye, it’s long john silverside.

2. “You are without doubt the worst brickie I have ever heard of”

   All jokes aside he certainly looks like an interesting guy!

3. Got to be careful with these Cowboy builders(!)

4. ‘Eard he made a pirate ship out of bricks.

   …’Eard it sunk.

5. Sentences don’t start with “So”.

6. That wall is awful.

7. Is he any good at building though?

8. Captain jack spackle

9. [removed]

10. No ppe?

11. What be his favourite letter of the alphabet?

12. He looks like he rings a bell at Portsmouth games

13. He has to be the greatest builder I’ve ever seen.

14. At least he’s not a cowboy.

15. Captain wheel barrow

16. Heard he had a ships steering wheel stuck on his cock too.

    “Arrr drives me nuts”

17. He looks like he’s about to keelhaul you for photographing him

18. _Pirate of the CarriB&Q_

19. As featured in…  

    Curse of the Black Mould  

    Dead Man’s Hod  

    At World’s Perpend  

    On Stranger Toothing  

    Dead Masons Tell No Tales

20. That’s a look and a half. Good on him. Is he in a folk band by any chance?

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