Sure we be grand, ignore that it’s 2024 and there are North Korean troops killing in Europe, Iranian missiles and drones daily killing Europeans, Russian neo Nazis matching ever westward under the Zwastika, random acts of murder and sabotage all across Europe
Who would want to harm a fat rich country with zero defences? Ain’t we great craic and everyone loves us ??
/s
While they’re there, could they wiggle that second one a bit? My Wifi’s a bit iffy?
Nice wan, Ivan.
Ah sure its not our concern let the Brits deal with it, we’re a neutral country sure and sure doesn’t everyone love da Irish, da russians aren’t after ussss but the Brits and the Brits will scare em off.
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Deploy the fisherman
You may take our freedom but leave us with out internet.
Time to scramble our jets and naval interceptor ships!! Wait we don’t have what?!
A reminder of why, despite being millitarily netural, we need to have appropriate and appropriately resourced measures for defence in place.
“Defence” in the context not meaning defence against invasion (which is beyond unlikely) but defence against spying, sabotage and cyberattacks (which are far, far more likely).
And of course, co-operation with other countries.
Are we allowed to mention the American spy ship also sitting in the Irish Sea currently?
The number of delusional people downplaying this is crazy. The moment you see ruzzians on the border, assume there will be a fight. And Ireland is turning a blind eye to this.
It’s all fun and jokes until it’s not.
Lads, don’t even think about it.
For the love of God, the Russians mustn’t damage underwater cables. It costs €350,000.00 to make a bike shed and €2,240,000,000.00 to build a children’s hospital.
A single snip to those cables will cost €1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 or more 🤯
Thanks for the reminder, I wanted to get a Starlink for a while.
American spy ships tend to be ignored. France have Chinese cables too. I reckon they’re onto something. Get them both in and they’ll jealously keep an eye on each other.
We should send the r/Ireland mods! Hell hath no fury…
Everybody talk faster so they can’t understand
We need to stop being so useless in our defense and also the Western Powers need to step up aid
Those 20 billion figures are old equipment already paid for, not really 20 billion sent
Probably do me a favor unplugging the Internet and looking at these daft paranoid comments
Just get the Fishermen on it they will sort them out. Give them a week’s pay and that ship will be gone.
Innocent passage me rear end.
Ive said it before and will always say it, the fact we can’t even defend ourselves is embarrassing. Cant even detect aircraft in our airspace. Other neutral countries have very strong militaries, ours is a joke.
Quick somebody tell them we’re neutral.
That’ll stop them!

Is there any American ships? Don’t want another nordstream
As soon as they come ashore put them in an open roof staff car and have them drive to the designated ambush spot. After the lads shoot them up the craic will be grand and someone will be sure to come up with a new rebel song, should do for another hundred years of glory.
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Sure we be grand, ignore that it’s 2024 and there are North Korean troops killing in Europe, Iranian missiles and drones daily killing Europeans, Russian neo Nazis matching ever westward under the Zwastika, random acts of murder and sabotage all across Europe
Who would want to harm a fat rich country with zero defences? Ain’t we great craic and everyone loves us ??
/s
While they’re there, could they wiggle that second one a bit? My Wifi’s a bit iffy?
Nice wan, Ivan.
Ah sure its not our concern let the Brits deal with it, we’re a neutral country sure and sure doesn’t everyone love da Irish, da russians aren’t after ussss but the Brits and the Brits will scare em off.
–
Deploy the fisherman
You may take our freedom but leave us with out internet.
Time to scramble our jets and naval interceptor ships!! Wait we don’t have what?!
A reminder of why, despite being millitarily netural, we need to have appropriate and appropriately resourced measures for defence in place.
“Defence” in the context not meaning defence against invasion (which is beyond unlikely) but defence against spying, sabotage and cyberattacks (which are far, far more likely).
And of course, co-operation with other countries.
Are we allowed to mention the American spy ship also sitting in the Irish Sea currently?
http://www.marinetraffic.com
USNS Bruce Heezen
The number of delusional people downplaying this is crazy. The moment you see ruzzians on the border, assume there will be a fight. And Ireland is turning a blind eye to this.
It’s all fun and jokes until it’s not.
Lads, don’t even think about it.
For the love of God, the Russians mustn’t damage underwater cables. It costs €350,000.00 to make a bike shed and €2,240,000,000.00 to build a children’s hospital.
A single snip to those cables will cost €1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 or more 🤯
Thanks for the reminder, I wanted to get a Starlink for a while.
American spy ships tend to be ignored. France have Chinese cables too. I reckon they’re onto something. Get them both in and they’ll jealously keep an eye on each other.
https://www.submarinenetworks.com/en/systems/asia-europe-africa/peace/china-mobile-activates-peace-cable-linking-singapore-and-france
We should send the r/Ireland mods! Hell hath no fury…
Everybody talk faster so they can’t understand
We need to stop being so useless in our defense and also the Western Powers need to step up aid
Those 20 billion figures are old equipment already paid for, not really 20 billion sent
Probably do me a favor unplugging the Internet and looking at these daft paranoid comments
Just get the Fishermen on it they will sort them out. Give them a week’s pay and that ship will be gone.
Innocent passage me rear end.
Ive said it before and will always say it, the fact we can’t even defend ourselves is embarrassing. Cant even detect aircraft in our airspace. Other neutral countries have very strong militaries, ours is a joke.
Quick somebody tell them we’re neutral.
That’ll stop them!

Is there any American ships? Don’t want another nordstream
As soon as they come ashore put them in an open roof staff car and have them drive to the designated ambush spot. After the lads shoot them up the craic will be grand and someone will be sure to come up with a new rebel song, should do for another hundred years of glory.
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